WowMarion - Girlfriend

LiL Bow Wow ft Omarion -

Girlfriend

Mannn I been waiting on this moment for a long time...

Man I been hating on these niggas for as long as I remember, Almost as long as I've hated Usher's ole Planet of the Ape's lookin ass

I'mma dedicate this post to all the niggas who had a girlfriend all enchanted by the magic of these Keebler elves.

I mean look at LiL Bow Wow this nigga is 5'6, Omarion is like 5'8 compared to the video hoes these niggas look like hobbits

Size 9 shoe wearing ass niggas...

Lets get into it!

First this whole video poorly covers up these guys love affair

Shit the whole beginning to this video is Hella gay

Sooo O is laid up with some yella at the crib and you drops everything to go meet Bow at the "Spot"

He even picked something special out to wear

???????

I mean look at that "I know he cheating" smile from Bow Wow's Blackanese model

Then Omarion got his girl feelin him up but he kinda half assed into it

I guess he outta them penis flavored toothpicks Puffy sent him...

But above all the homosexuality this video makes no sense

The song is about a special someone who they keep handcuffed day and night

So you start off thinking the first two chics are the mentioned Girlfriends

Then these niggas go a lesbian bar and leave with two other women???

Any other person would be confused by this...Not I!

Why else would gay men go to a lesbian bar??

To go meet up with some hardcore dykes and get it poppin' strap on style....

Did I go to far???

Anyways I always knew these niggas were Colon Cowboys this video was just concrete proof

In the words of Riley Freeman

"Ewww Niggah You Gay!"

Some WTF Moments!

* That last girl is one of the actresses on Hell Date, You know its bad as an actress when you playin a video trick for these midget ass niggas

* I like how O went in for a kiss and then faked homegirl out I understand tho,both of em had Mac lip gloss on, that shit might have gotten smeared.....

*Whats up with that Frankenstein-esque picture? Its like these niggas wanted to see what their love child will look like soon as Bow figure out how Tameka Foster pushed a child through her dick hole.

*Every woman in the room is taller than these cats.. Thats not a joke

T.I.(P) - Hurt

T.I.(P) -

HURT

Damn I really fear for the man who decides to test T.I.(P)'s gangsta!

Look at him!

5 foot 3

Baby Gap Thermal

Size 28 Jeans

Osh Kosh Beanie placed ever so carefully on his dome

Not to mention those fuckin nostrils..

If they flare out any further he's gonna split his own damn nose!

With a nose like that there's no way he dont do coke...

He put more white in his body than New York and SupaHead during All-Star weekend

and just like them smutty bitches he could prolly suck a piece of paper off the floor standing up!

Now thats gangsta...

I bet Chaka's hands still hurt from the beating they took from Tip's bony ass body

Mannnn!

Everything in this video is so-so gangsta!

Dirty Broken Windows

Abandoned Buildings

Black Baseball Bat

I bet Mr. Harris's stylist thought the chain around his neck was a nice touch

I'm getting too old for this shit!

I just can't feel that hardcore rap shit when its done on closed sets with rappers that don't do the shit they promote.

I can see the base powder they put on that high-yella smurf!

Anyways on to Alfamega

What the fuck kind of name is Alfamega?

I'd rather listen to Reh Dogg

This nigga kinda looks like Big Tigger and The Game's love child

And since I aint never heard of this cat before I decided to check out his myspace for a little info.

What I found was appalling!

I advise those with heart problems to simply scroll down quickly

Industry insiders are comparing Alfamega to the late Tupac and Notorious B.I.G.,
because of lyrical content, style and the fact that all three share the
Astrological sign, Gemini. Alfamega is quickly being dubbed the last chapter of
the “Gemini Trilogy”. Alfamega is bigger than just music.

In the words of Kanye

" I hear niggas compare themselves to BIG alot/ You know Big and Pac/ You know to get it hot"

But never have I ever seen someone compare astrological signs and attribute it to lyrical prowess.

This nigga said the "Gemini Trilogy"...

This ain't Starwars homie..

Plus didn't the late greats die horrible violent deaths?

You sure you wanna end that trilogy?

Lets take a look at Alf's lyrics and see how it stacks up to "Juicy" or "Dear Mama"

**k niggas might talk loud, act real

But they don’t really want this here

Pussy niggas better act right, lay low

We know where yo' family live

Trust me you don’t want me up in yo' crib

Wit' a ski mask on duct taping your kids

You can pray all you want

But I don’t forgive

You should have been doin' nothing

But ya did what ya did

I ain’t gotta spell it out, pimp, you know what it is

The rest gangsta on the real man you know what it is

Plus I got a hundred goons wit' me

Dressed in black

Fifty at the front door, fifty at the back

Half got 'Ks, half got macs

Bring ‘em out, bring ‘em out

Dumb Fuck!

How dare anyone compare this retard to any legend...

Ole Dirty would shit on this nigga in a crack induced haze

Thats like Supahead comparing herself to Oprah after she smiles for the pop shot...

I aint gonna say nothing about Busta

That man got paid off this stupid shit, more power to him, he gotta pay for all them court dates

Some WTF Moments

*Who the hell let that white boy in the video lookin like Matt Herbz (the white boy before that white boy DJ Drama)

*Who really believes that Tip stay strapped under that smedium thermal... Nigga I can see your ribs!

*WTF was the point of them four niggas doing some sort of chain gang dance... Now that was gangsta!..especially when they twirled around like a helicopter

*It looks like Tip really loves to dangle large flaccid objects in front of his face

Lil Mama

Lil Mama ft some old man
G-Slide






















Guess who decided to capitalize on the ever popular nursery rhyme dance craze???

Everyone's favorite teenage pterodactyl Lil Mama thats who!

Man I know Breezy did this one and I try to stay away from A.H.M (Already Hated on Material) but ya'll know how much I love to hate on this broad!

First, she kinda looks like what I would describe as a man,
A very ugly man with second degree burns to the facial area.

Secondly While I respect her skills, she went kinna hard on Jay's beat, her direction is all off.

Chris Brown is around her age and you dont see him singing about action figures and getting heavy spins on Radio Disney.

I mean the whole Dora the Explorer look is a good look when you're a 12 year old rapper, when you 17 going on 45 it aint cute.

Okayy lets get to the video.

When Lil Mama stepped out of the Chateau Mama housing projects I thought it was Jim Jones with his hair down.

I know Lil Ma is a bit tom-boyish, shit her voice is a little deepish for a female kinda like a Bow Wow or Omarion. But the way she dressin she's one step away from lookin like Snoop on The Wire...

And that means she's one step away from lying facedown reciting Twista lyrics with Da Brat....

Lets move on.

Next Lil Mama is outted by Flava Flav's baby girl Miraclisha, and you know nobody likes to be proved wrong by a crack baby.

So with a bit of dragons breath, a shimmy, and a shake Lil Mama took some acid whilst no one looked and began an odd bedazzled Sesame Street drug trip.

Like a ghetto fairy, she turned 124th and Lennox into a sunshiney playground where the Lip Gloss flowed free and little girls could swing their beaded heads in tune to the beat.

Seriously did all those lil girls have beads in their hair? What happened to bow-rettes?

When Venus and Serena finally realised that the whole "Ribbon in The Sky" look was not poppin everyone else should have taken the hint.

On to this old ass nigga rappin with her...

Every opportunity to get some shine isn't always a good one.

He's like 45 and his entire flow is kissin Lil Mama all in her ass crack, that shit dont sound right.

Thats like Jay devoting a CD to how Lil Bow Wow influenced his career.

Anyways the Video is Iight, I guess if I were 5 I would be geeked up about this shit....maybe



Some WTF Moments


* Dont the nameless Old dude look just like Tim from "The Shop"


* Why Lil Mama muff Miraclisha in the head so fuckin hard? Dont she know Flav's kids aint working with alot? the last thing she need his head trauma.

* Again I must stress how absolutely horrifying Lil Mama looks, I'm sure that if Usher and Tameka find a way to get that baby out of her penis its gonna look just like Lil Mama.

*Sorry bout the horrendous waits between posts fam, I'm trying to learn this new software for a job opportunity*

Lil Wayne

Birdman ft Lil Wayne-

Pop Bottles

Whats Good Ya'll!

Man I saw this shit last week and I absolutely couldnt wait to hate on this shit to the fullest extent.

Sadly I like the song..well I like Lil Wayne's verse but his behavior in the video is so spastic and strange I have to shit all over this.

Theres so many things wrong with this video but first and foremost why Wayne and his Young Money flunkies drinking during the game?

Why is Jadakiss the coach for that matter??

Shittt fuck all that, Why they all got Oklahoma jerseys on???

I'm sooooo confused!

Lil Wayne is a strange fellow and I'm pretty sure he was inebriated by quite a few things during this shit. Theres no way he could have really made that buzzer beater.

Shit the basket prolly looked like a giant cucumber to that pill poppin gremlin.

Whatever...

If it helps his creative process I'm all for it,

I swear I'm gonna wake up one morning and hear Wayne drowned in a pool of his own vomit.

I can see it all now...

Baby singing "Stuntin Like My Daddy" at the wake.

Trina in a black veil and a mini skirt.

The makers of Vicodin quietly sobbing in the corner.

What a sad day for us all.

All jokes aside what in the fuck is Jadakiss's purpose?

Okay I get it you sampled "Put Ya Hands Up"

Do you ever see Kanye putting Shirley Bassey in the "Diamonds" video?

Or the hundreds of other artists he's sampled?

Don't even get me started on Birdman's flow.

I think he has the alzheimers...

This nigga just kinda rambles on and onnn

You can't have a normal human conversation with this guy.

It's not possible.

"Sooo Birdman what do you think about President Bush's stance on gay marriage?"

"Lil Daddy look here, dont ask me bout' no
faggadation ya understand!, I dont know nothin' and I aint seen shit nigga ya
dig! I do know bout them 26's on that Presidental Phantom ya heard! Respect my
gangsta!"

Not to mention he's been dead for about 6 years now.

I mean c'mon this dudes face looks like he got hit with the World Trade Center.

I digress...

Video is okay if not a little confusing but just sit back and enjoy the coonery.

Some WTF Moments

*Why did Wayne boot up at that cheerleader after she winked at him? Oh yea Baby gets jealous so you gotta keep that hetero shit on the low low.

I get it.

*Whats with all the red? Dont they know its corny for couples to dress alike?

*Once agian I must stress that Baby looks like a re-animated corpse. That nigga so ugly his tattoos set up a removal appointment.

*Jadakiss looks like an obese ninja turtle without the shell

MTB4

MTB4



THE FINALE-LIVE

I'm happy to say that last nights finale did not dissapoint at all.

Diddy was in his prime and the whole event almost made you forget what a graveyard Bad Boy is....Almost.

Iight first thangs first, Who else was confuzzled by the fake MADE intro???

"I'm In!"

That made me chuckle

After the second unneccessary intro we were treated to an accapella version of "End of the Road"....Agian.

I'm so sick of that fucking song, If I never ever hear it agian it will only be too soon. I swear they made the dudes sing it every episode. No wonder Puff looked so damn bored!


He had wayyy better shit to do than listen to "End of the Road" and "Can You Stand the Rain" on loop. Like getting a mani/pedi or trying to convince his sons to wax them fuckin eyebrows.


Anyways the guys sounded Iight, Actually them niggas kinda hurt my ears.

When you got 10 guys on stage singing their hearts out for a dream its gon get ugly.

I think Donnie was catchin some 'bows to the side of the dome.

Seriously Homie was getting knocked around in between DyShon and Willie.


After that performance The Master of Ceremonies Sway came out in all his prison glory.

Sway looks like that nigga that was locked up for a couple of years and never really came out of the prison mentality.

He dont ever dress up...ever

I remember at one of them MTV awards dude was rockin a satin head wrap and some dress slacks.

At least the guys look presentable....well some of them do.

Mike lost another 14lbs and Jeremy lost some facial hair,that nigga looked straight up like a fresh shaven vagina.


We all knew he was a pussy, he really didnt have to look the part.

Sway then explains that Diddy would be making cuts throughout the show and introduced the "Dream Team" minus Boom Kack.


The new choreographer is Jamaica,who looked like she had a Minnie Mouse costume on.

But all the usuals showed up

Biv

Ankh Ra

Slam

Cox


Never one to be out-done Diddy came out to the theme of "Last Night"


I'm so trained at changing that bullshit I sat straight up and reached for the remote.



Anybody else notice that Puff wears a uniform now?

Everytime you see this nigga he got on a motorcycle-esque jacket and a white tee.


Thats a sign of aging.


My grandpa only wears Navy blue work suits and house slippers.


After his grand entrance Diddykins let the viewers ask him some questions.

First up was Jameela from Connecticut.

She kind of looked like what I envisioned Roberts boy...girlfriend to look like.


She asked Puff if he was really as crazy as he acted on the show....

You asking a man who made a video of himself peeing if he's crazy???


ok


Then there was the Bloopers

I gotta admit I was laughin my ass off when Dirty Q and Carlos woke errbdy up at 3 in the morning.

That shit woulda never happened on MTB2 though.

Babs woulda cut them niggas for fuckin with her Get Fresh sleep time.

The next morning when Qwanell was asleep they gave dude the R Kelly redlight special.
It was funny cuz he was'nt even shocked to wake up to wet sheets....


Then Diddy split the guys up into two teams

First, DeAngelo, Dysho, Robert and Donnie performed, "If It Isn't Love."

Next, Brian H., Brian A., Mike, Jeremy and Willie


I liked team 2 a lil better but I think Jeremy would have been alot more convincing if they let Jeremy switch all the "girl"s with "boy"s


I know I'm going hard on the dude but he know he gay.

After the performance Diddy makes the first cut


and its the 40 year old virgin Dy'Shon

Notears shed over that one I hardly knew dude was in the house and he look older than my pops.

After the guys pretended to be sad, Donnie hopped on the piano for a slow version of
"Exclusive"


My head really hurt after that one.

It was like a Dru Hill concert with Keith Sweat and KC and JoJo all singing simultaneously.

Shit add Beyonce in there for good measure.


Then Diddy cut Brian H for talkin that "Tryin to play me" shit.

Niggas act like Diddy dont watch the tapes.

But the show must continue


Diddy let Danity Kane out the cage for their first apperance in a couple of months.

The girls looked good though especially Dawn.
didnt she used to look like Chopper with a wig?


There was also this wierd vibe between Aubrey and Diddy

I know he was hitting it until she blew up like Brittany Spears.

Shit Dirty Q will still work with ya Aubrey that nigga has sex with lamp posts.

Then came Yung Joc's futile attempt to sell his shit album "Hustlenomics"
"Coffee Shop" is sooooooo bad!

Plus Gorilla Zoe sounded like he chain smoke car mufflers while doing gay porn part-time.
Ask Aubrey bruh you gotta spit when it comes to Diddy.


Then Puff did that dumb ass arrangement thingy.

Didnt we vote for this fuckin band? Why Diddy pretending that he's making the decision?

That shit got me heated cuz there was like 5 min left and he fuckin around, I really thought he was gonna announce another show in front of Kim's new house or something.

Then he hit us with a shocker........he was making it a 5 man band!

In the spirit of The Jackson 5 he said....
I bet ya'll $17 Qwanell gonna be dangling his child out the car window in 10 years.



Back to the Show

With 3 min left on the clock Puff chose the Robert "The Rhinestone Cowboy" as the first to make it.

Then Willie "L.L. Cool Will"
Then Qwanell "Dirty Q"
Then Brian A. "Mighty Mouse"

And last but not least

Big Mike
"Big Nigga Of The Year"


If Big Mike aint make it I woulda just turned the damn TV off really and truely.

Oh Wait theres one more thing Donnie got a solo deal with Bad Boy!
I think thats worth $500 and a Sean Jhon velour in USD.

After the announcement It was straight pandemonium!

Diddy was doing his best Tom Cruise
The Boys were crying and jumping all over each other
Ankh Ra was suckin up Slam during the confusion


I kinda felt bad for DeAngelo though my dude was just kinda lost like
"What about me Puff?...You still lookin for an assistant?"


Its kinda sad cuz after all their hard work these guys are gonna put out one or two CD's and then end up just like Danity Kane or countless others before them.

Shit New Edition will always let ya'll come on tour with them.

It's Bad Boy Baby!

Ty-Real

Ty-Real

Beat The Beat Up

No Hate this time just check out the homie Ty-Real's YouTube site. He does a real interesting video series in which he gives insight into his creative process. His beats in High School were fairly Kanye-ish but Its good to see someone progess in their craft.

Baby Bash ft T-Pain

Baby Bash ft T-Pain

Cyclone

The Wait Is Over!

I'm back ya'll!

Sorry for leaving you so long with no hate, I see the big homie Ronnie Mexx got a blog up so I knew I had to start posting agian real soon. Niggas already thought I was him, If I dissapeared that would look really suspect.

With no futher ado, I introduce you to the Worst song in America.

This shit makes my ears bleed, Vocodor hype man-ing mixed with some of the worst rhymes penned since "Must Be The Money"

I know many of you are asking, Who the Fuck is a Baby Bash?

Let me drop some knowledge on you

Back in '03 this nigga dropped one of the worst songs in history, "Suga Suga" and being that it was one of the worst songs in history white people loved it. Mexicans fell right into the trap too. I know theres not alot of Mexican artists getting that mainstream paper but c'mon this nigga is close to drooling on himself.

I feel like he draws words out of a bowl and tries to make sense out of them the best he can.

Look at that numba on the back of that bumpa?????

Shittt

Even Cam'Ron laughs at this nigga

Not only is he a waste of label funding this cat looks like a Mexican Ginuwine.

He better never let the PoPo catch him touching on little boys them C-Block niggas gonna have a Baby Bash forreal.

I really didn't even realise T-Pain was in this bullshit, Homie so dark all I could see was those damn white shades.

Why he always wearing those shits?

Didn't white plastic shades die with D4L's career?

Oh Wait..... wasnt T-Pain the nigga that was talking about Brandy's Brothers' penis? He prolly wear shades all the time so he can check out the package on the low low.

These down low bruthas are getting soo smart!

If it wasnt for the highlighted dreads or his infatuation with large penises I woulda never thunk it.

I'm so tired of strip club anthems, between Uncle Luke and the Ying Yang Twins stripper hoes have a catalog of songs thicker than the bible now.

Some WTF Moments

* Why does T-Pain have a bandana on his face? This nigga lives in the strip club you think he would be accustomed to the smell of day old salmon and coco butter.

*Did this strip club buy the old Soul Train set?? I swear I saw that asian chick with the Tong Po braid dancing in the background.

*What is that noise T-Pain is making at the end of the song? It kinda sounds like him and Baby Bash were playing Hot Wheels in the studio and decided Teddy's motorcycle noise was super badass.

The Delay

I had my sim card stolen over the weekend so posting was impossible because I lost all of my writing and internet capabilites.

I should be getting a new one in a week or so

Why would a nigga steal my sim card and not my sidekick is perplexing

Fifty Cent

Fifty Cent ft Justin Timberlake,

Timbaland made the beat and grunted

Ayo Technology

If you would have told me four years ago. That Ja Rule was gonna be
making a comeback and 50 cent was close to the biggest flop of his
career. I would have deemed you retarded and walked away.

Really what happened to Fifty? His first album is an undeniable classic,
what the fuck happened?

It seems the more money he makes the more his talent seems to diminish.
If you just look at it from a singles standpoint "In tha club", to
"Candy Shop", to "Amusement Park". The first was the heaviest played
record in history. "Candy Shop" was well received but dissapointed some
fans. This lastest shit gets no play even on BET, shit Rap City don't
play his video.

So here we are on single number four
"Ayo Pornography".

That was a little too risqué for television so the most rational name
change is
"Ayo Technology"

Righttttt

The lyrics go

Ayoooo!!!/
I'm tired of using "technology"/
I need you right in front of me

What are ya'll sleeping with robots???

Naw I'm getting ahead of myself...

They sleeping with dildos

I gotta take a detour to talk about the fucking slopes Tim got on the
back of his head. I counted 7, email me if you spot any more. Dude lost a
lot of weight and I applaud his transformation but the back of his head
could become the next big ski destination.

Naw I love Timbaland as a producer, as an artist.... not so much but
he's perfected his sound over the years. You can always appreciate when
someone has really mastered their craft even if its making a hamburger,
it becomes art when its done at a certain level.

The video is set with 50, J.T., and Tim as Super Secret Porn Addicts.

What makes them Super Secret you ask?

First Fifty has a gun that can see through clothing, he uses this to
spot trannies with the big homie Ma$e.

Then there's Timbo with the holographic television that can get all
those pay-per-view porn channels playing at once.

Last but not least Justin has the powers to touch all the right spots without actually touching anything

Perfect for our less endowed caucasian brothers.

Again I'm not feeling Fif's flow his shit sounds sooo remedial. He's
desperate right now he just keeps on hitting the studio trying to pump
out a hit. It's just not working, the magic is gone.

No complaints with the hook besides the hook. Seriously why are these
niggas talkin about beating off to porn? They all make millions all of
them are relatively good looking...Well maybe not 50, he kinda looks
like the Jersey Devil.

It just doesn't feel like the mean it, Forreal these guys see more pussy
than Playtex. Justin prolly aint beat off since the Mickey Mouse Club.

Good Video though

Some WTF Moments

*Why is 50 blinded for a lap dance?

Is that the new shit?

Nigga's going to the skrip club to smell hoes now? Just open a can of Chicken on the Sea son you can acheive the same effect.

*What are all the old white men doing?

They just sitting there reading the New York Times in a brothel?

Sean Kingston

Sean Kingston

Beautiful Girl

Ok I tried to ignore it but it gets on my nerves so badly I simply cannot let it die down without me venting my frustrations.

This big pie faced ass faux rude bwoy bubble gum singer.

When I first heard it I just changed the channel and passed it off as something only those top 100 radio stations would play.

A week later though I heard his annoying ass in the car while I was putting in another CD. I knew I had to hate on this shit like no other.

Before we get on the video though I have to give ya'll a lil insight into who Sean Kingston is.

Born Ka'Shon Anderson in Miami, Kingston was raised in Jamaica till he was six. That explains his thick accent....

Waittt! this dude has no accent

He has a Jamaican flag chain and a vocorder though I guess that counts kinda.

I saw an interview last week with him on Direct Effect. That lame ass host what's his face, asked him if he had ever experianced the things he wailed about. This nigga said in sixth grade his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend........

What did she hold his hand after 4th period?

That's something you should've lied about buddy.

Everything about this guy is a joke to me. From his uni-brow to his on and off patois.

The video is creative I guess I'll give that to him. Since music videos are never quite explained I'm gonna take an educated guess that he's either some kind of time traveling fat boy or he's the reincarnation of some fat boy from the 40's. Either way this nigga is fat....with a uni-brow.......and makeup on.

The song is the international anthem for kids with low self-esteem. This shit is pathetic, she's out of your league so you're not even going to try?

You sound real gay right now my niggy!

At least give the big guys of America something to root for. Big Mike never makes excuses that's why he's the Big Nigga Of The Year. This guy just sits at the bar giving ole girl the stalker eyes wishing he had the testicular fortitude to say something. That's not the kind of message you send out Sean! Fat kids already feel bad, don't tell them not to even try to get any pussy. You might prevent the birth of another Sean Kingston....

On second thought

I know ya'll heard about him getting blasted on the radio cuz he was begging a chick for some cut??

C'mon Sean!

I really think this song is a cry for help ya'll, somebody put Kingston on suicide watch for he Kurt Cobain his big ass over his virgin..ness.


Some WTF moments

*I spied Lil Mama of "Worlds Ugliest Dog" fame making a cameo. You'll see her next to Kingston while he's singing in that booth surrounded by teenage impersonators. You might mistake her for a pterodactyl in a poodle skirt.

*J.R. Rotem looks like a Scott Storch impersonator... Without the whole AIDs thing going on.

*Fun video factiod: The main video vixen is Karinne "Superhead" Steffan's little sister "Slop Jaw".

Monthly Rant

Monthly Rant

Where did hip hop go ya'll?

Was it lost in a sea of diamonds and gold?

Did it get sidetracked by the allure of easy women and extravagant cars?

Were the listeners dumbed down in the pursuit of fun?

Or is it much deeper than that?

Were we taught to hate the land that the diamonds were ripped from? So that we wouldn't care about the injustices committed?

Were our fathers incarcerated for petty crimes so little black girls could grow up without a positive male image? Only to search for that feeling of self worth in countless partners?

Were our boys fed a slanted image of manhood?

Why do we feel the need to prove ourselves worthy of the world? So much so that we wear our lives out the door.

Why do we take pride in ignorance? I know several people whose only reading habits are magazines and text messages.

Its sad that something that started so positive has become an instrument in the destruction of our people.

I compare current hip hop to a poisonous flower. While its outwardly attractive the weak minded will be poisoned by its backward teachings.

While I love it for showing a side of American life often ignored, there's no balance being broadcasted.

Round the Clock bullshit advertising sex, drugs, violence, and monetary worship.

I'm sick of the state of hip hop and more dissapointed in the state of Black America.

MTB4

MTB4
Oh,Father

What's good ya'll??

We comin down to the last episodes of MTB and I've never questioned any group of guys sexuality so much in my life.

Usually when I call a nigga gay I'm just slightly jealous of them and I can't come up with a better insult.

That's sadly not the case here, I bet if you met some of these brothers face-to-face you would smell the penis on their breath.

Moving On

That crazy hoe Laurie Ann has been sent to the valley of television obscurity and has been replaced by Jamal. A cooler, calmer, saner choreographer who presents the boysss with a intricate routine but he actually explains his shit.

Laurie Ann would have been screaming about Boom Kacks and the Gotcha Gotcha, Clad in her panties and nipple tassles. All the while Qwanell would be saving every moment in his spank bank for later.

Shit from the sound of Laurie's music she might be in need of a job soon.

Just another incentive to work hard Q!
I'm sure she wouldn't mind cattle prodding you in a black leather cat suit.

Anyways Jamal goes through the steps patiently and the guys actually learn the steps easily.

Except for poor poor handicapped Julius, my dude always look one word away from crying don't he?

I think he faking all that emotion man, it looks more like he's focusing on taking a shit.

Or a dick

I kid, I kid! Julius might be one of the only red blooded males in the house.

Have you seen Jeremy???

I didn't either, until tonight but the queer is strong in that one! He got a mean lisp! Jhonny Gil somewhere sitting on Eddie Murphy lap right now jealous as fuck!

Meanwhile Carlos gets released for a conjugal visit his girl Joserra. All hate aside he looks like a real nice guy, his pops left him as a child so he's determined to be there for his unborn. So he and Jossera hit up a pizzeria and discuss things, its good to see a dude trying to do right on TV cuz too often we see the opposite.

Back to the hate!

On the other side of town D'Angelo is getting his long locks cut off cuz Diddy didn't think it was cute.

I commend his dedication to his dreams, but come on the nigga is oogly regardless. He reminds me of Chamillionaire with braces.

So the boyssss take a trip to the studio next with Bryan Cox and Jack Knight. They're super excited about working with Cox!......

Ok I gotta take a slight detour tho to touch on Robert's fuckin bedazzled fedora.

Is that shit surgically attached to his skull??

My dude, although its okay to have a signature look. Neyo rocks Lip Gloss and Kangols, T Pain has his Oakley glasses and Highlighted dreads, D'Angelo wears....nothing.

But Rob you gotta embrace diversity in your clothing even Micheal Jackson changes his Drum Major Jacket and Pajama Bottoms on occasion.

Back at the Studio the guys get to hear their first track. I liked it, I can't see it playing in the club in Dallas, but it had a decent beat.

Robert, Big Mike, DyShon, Willie, and Jeremy did their thug-thizzle on the beat. While Julius just let his "depression" eat at him.

Nigga so what you can't dance? This is still a vocal competition, your fuckin leg don't have anything to do with your voice. Trust me I saw a man in a hover-round break it down in New Orleans once....

Ok I'm lyin but yall get what I'm sayin

When I saw this dude struggling with 'exclusive' I knew it was a done deal for Julius.
To his defense Julius can hardly speak so its not fair to expect him to pronouciate.

Donnie was just kind of lackluster so he knew he had to nail the dance routine. So he enlisted the help of that freaky nigga Qwanell and Carlos.

How they started comparing sex strokes is beyond me?

Qwanell talkin bout "You gotta feel the music"

Maybe that's some new NY slang for
"You gotta use lots of lubricant".

After Q got his jollies they all called it a day and went to bed except for Carlos. He got a call from Joserra about complications with the baby. You could see it on his face that he was going through it. I sincerly felt bad for ole dude but he just hoped for the best.

Then news came that the child had downs syndrome and that just broke him. That's life sometimes it fucks you over but you gotta go on.

And so must the show

A lil funny moment to me was when Julius was talking to Qwanell about his cripple status. Then Qwanell start crackin jokes and Julius looked like he was gonna crack him in the head with that crutch. Everything Q said was true though if you gonna be weak in one area just work harder on your singing.

I wouldn't take advice from that nigga either though

He looks like he has sex with blowup dolls....

Male blowup dolls

The next day is eliminations so errbody is on their best behavior dancing in the mirror doing vocal excercises. Something was different though.....

Oh yea Donnie had hit up Staten Islands "Guido Gear" the day before. This muhfucka had the full addidas track suit with the chains.
Maybe he thought this would make him look the part and therefore he would be more confident.

I seen Italians dance though, they look like they're drunk

Oh yea that's because they are.....

Anyways his heart was in the right place

On the boysss march to elimination, I gotta give it to em though all these dudes are extremely talented.....

Except for Dy'Shon I aint even know that dude existed before this episode.

First Diddy had them dance and surprise, surprise the niggas have the routine down!

I guess when your not distracted by a half nekkid woman screaming at the top of her lungs, you can pick things up a little easier.

Shit I'm completely off subject now but that reminds me of that part in Beloved when that lady just show up butt ass outta nowhere. I've never seen that movie all the way through, somebody explain that to me in the comments.

Diddy was secretly impressed behind those aviators.

I saw him sucking on that penis flavored toothpick a lil too hard.

Anyways Big Mike was putting it down as usual. I really sick of P.Diddy and the fam acting all surprised when ole dude delivers amazing performances. Like fat people are retarded or something.

Again Mike needs to get the Christopher Wallace Big Nigga Achievement Award.

Now Julius was an entirely different story, dude was understandably terrible when it came to dancing. I mean he did the best he could on his cripple ass leg.

Carlos was missing steps as well but I like the dude so were gonna let him pass.

But come on Julius forgetting the words son, just cuz you have crutches that don't mean you have to be retarded too.

Having a hurt leg aint enough reason to fall into depression. The fact that your child might have downs syndrome is. You never saw Carlos complain though, he never once tried to explain why he was off. That was him man-ing up and taking responsibility for himself, Something Julius never did. Julius eliminated himself from the get go when he chose to feel sorry for himself and expect everyone else to follow suit.

Ya'll know who got the boot

The rest get to travel back home for two long months. When they return Diddy expects to see some SuperStarssss.



Some WTF moments

*Who's that chick with the Rapunzel weave in the studio with the guys?

*Why Mike and Robert always wearing shades in the dark? Only Musiq should be allowed to do that shit. That's cuz that nigga so cock eyed he can see behind himself.

*Why Julius girl sound like Oprah from Beloved

My bad about the timing yall

MTB4

MTB4 Delay

Sorry yall the MTB4 recap is gonna be slightly late cuz I have a early morning engagement. Check back around 2 or 3 pm

Hate On Haters,
*Future*

The Usher Chronicles

Another Update for ya'll, looks like this one is the last.

According to my snitch, Tameka angry and humiliated then turned to her in a blind rage.
Screaming "You wanted this! You never approved of what we had!"

She then got physical and attempted to grab at her hair.

Fortunately other family members were around to intervene and during the struggle Tameka's secret was finally revealed.

"At first I couldn't believe what I was seeing, sticking out of her robe was the biggest, blackest penis I've ever seen!" said my source.

Tameka then rose calmly put "herself" back into her robe and left the mansion silently.

"We were all extremely apalled! I knew Usher was a little sweet but I didn't think he was a full fledged colon cowboy!"

Other members of the Raymond family tried to get him to leave the room and when there was no answer. They forced the door open only to find it empty. Usher hadn't been there for hours maybe, it appeared that he snuck out the window during all the commotion.

His whereabouts are currently unknown, If anyone has any information or has spotted the superstar anywhere please contact

Thatboi2487@tmail.com or gmail.com

My condolensces to both families in these troubling times.

The Usher Chronicles

Okay every member of staff has just been asked to vacate the facilities.

Luckily for Hater-Nation my insider is an extremely close relative of Usher's.

So the exclusives just keep rolling in

According to Mrs. R.... umm my source Usher had been locked up in the room he was last seen entering to for about an hour. When Tameka came back and started to beg to be let back in.

"She was all kinds of upset, begging and pleading for at least a half hour" said my source.

After she received no answer Tameka reportedly started to get angry and violent.

"She started to bang on the door insisting he let her in or she was going to let herself in, her sheer strength surprised me, she was almost like......a man."

More Later

Exclusive Shit!

***********Usher Update*************

My source has just given me a call, they couldn't stay on long but what they could reveal was very interesting.

After my source pocketed the pills and some of the cash. They didn't have to search very long to find where Usher had run off to.

He was yelling bloody murder from the second floor.

By the time my mole got up to the scene of the squabble the door was closed and a small crowd had gathered around the room.

Ush was overheard yelling

"How could you do this without consulting me first! Why wouldn't you take my thoughts into consideration!"

Tameka then screamed back

"Its my body! I have the right to get rid of whatever makes me unhappy! I've always told you that one day I wanted to make the full change!"

Tameka then ran out of the room visibly shaken and crying uncontrollably.

What could she be getting rid of????

More later

Exclusive Shit!

**********Exclusive Shit!!!*************

Usher Raymond IV has called off his wedding to Tameka Foster today.

While other sites fail to deliver anything more than speculation only Hater-Nation has the inside scoop!

It is a well known superstition that if you see your bride the on the day of the wedding the marriage will be doomed from start.

Keep this in mind

Around 10 am this morning after Ushers morning pilates and grapefruit parfait. He was seen by my source rummaging through one of Tameka's large Louis Vuitton bags. It is said that he likes to use Tameka's firming cream on occasion.

Only this time he pulled out a little orange bottle full of pills.

He then stormed down the hallway yelling for Tameka, bottle in hand.

My source then lost sight of him as he rushed through the Reid Mansion like a man posessed.

Fortunately for us my snitch went back to the then empty room and investigated the bag.

What was found is shocking to say the very least. Along with a makeup compact, several hundred dollars in cash, and a small nose hair trimmer. Another bottle of Estrogen pills were found stashed under a box of extra large condoms.

More Updates to come later in the day

Freestyle Fridays

Okay I'm gonna declare Fridays my day of rest since I hit ya'll with two yesterday.


But I'mma just post some of the stuff that caught my eye on the internet this week.





I'm big into Streetwear hence the Jeff Staple and Hypebeast links, So heres the gear of the week





Gear of The Week

CLOT Alienegra Yellow Camo Tee

CLOT is a streetwear company owned by Hong Kong celeb Edisen Chen,

This may look like an ordinary tee but it actually reveals a reflective camo print in photos

Retails for $278 USD


Video Of The Week

I have a soft spot for dance crazes especially since I can never do any of them so my clip of the week is..

The Soulja Boy

I'm also a MINI enthusiast, laugh all you want, I love my lil car so heres my

Car Of The Week

07' Mini Cooper S

Astro Black

Next Week We'll Continue the Hate

Fifty Cent

50 A.k.a Ferrarri F50
I Get Money

This nigga's a clown and this video is his circus.

I know I've said this before but the most unfocused video ever. Most 50
videos have a weak plot, this one makes no attempt to even try.

Straight foward coonery shoved right down your throat.

I mean I know you paid for this yourself Fif, but homie you just got 100
mil!

No excuses, why you got them girls in prop spinny chairs????

White girl contortionists?
Dancing Baby's in Kangols?
The combo Dumb Out/Jerk Off Dance??

I'm soo confused!

He's trying his fuckin hardest to get us to buy his weed plate of an
album.

Look at the marquee at the bottom!

Not so Subliminal Messaging runs throughout the video. Some of its
propaganda reads

OBEY KING 50
#1
THIS IS HIP HOP
I RUN NEW YORK
WATCH THIS SUCKA
And my personal favorite
PAY ATTENTION STUPID!

Its not working Fif, unless you see me at Best Buy and put a gun to my
head I'm not buying.

In the words of George Dubya

"Fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled
agian"

Yeaaaa nigga I remember "Gatman" I wanted to see if that Tahoe you got
is really bomb-proof after that bullshit.

There's no focus to this shit all so here's some WTF moments

*Why is all of G-UNIT in the background faux-beating their meat? That's
not a dance niggas, it looks like ya'll about to do some bukkake porn to
be honest.

*Why is 50 feeding his 8 yr old boy? I'm very sure he can drink all on
his own by now. Shit he didn't even look the least bit uncomfortable. I
know when I was 8 if my dad tried to do that shit I'd be calling CPS.

*That poor Chi-Negro girl skinning up her gorgeous knees on the top of
that Lambo was very sad. Don't these video hoochies have a union or
something? They working these working girls to death! They gotta
dance,look good all day, and give blowjobs to the crew!

That's ridiculous!

Ya'll need to band together and fight for your human rights! No blowjobs
after 12 dammit!

Ok I'm gonna stop cuz I think I'm starting to like this video.

Love him or hate him the nigga is a marketing genius

Yung Berg

Yung Berg ft some other nigga
Move On

Who signed this nigga??

Forreal?

$10 for whoever finds me the old white man that committed this heinous
crime. He gets spit in his green bean casserole!
{Again, White people LOVE green bean casserole}

I've seen interviews of this lil gremlin on MTV and he claims to have
been signed by DMX.

I mean I don't really doubt it, X is a man who carried on a public
conversation with the demons in his head for like 6 albums. He also got
high on crack and tried to steal a car while impersonating a FBI agent.

Still I think this is prolly Earl Simmons greatest regret in life.

This is an even shittier version of that Lil Fizz video I reviewed. Like
I think these guys bought the same video package. These lil bubble gum
rappers have no originality at all.

They all copy off each other!

Every video has this lame ass attempt at trying to get people to believe
they can actually rap at the end. Usually the screen goes black and
white or starts to distort. Then they start a freestyle-esque flow about
how hard they are when they were just rapping about ponies.

We don't believe you, you need more people!

Apart from being a talentless waste of label funding. This nigga is
downright strange looking. I usually have a witty comparison like this
nigga looks like a corn on Beyonces left toe but I honestly don't know what this guy
looks like. That's prolly worse than anything I could think up
actually.

His $200 African vendor grill looks like it hurts.
You get what you pay for Burg, maybe this round of throat gonorrhea will
learn ya.

The entire video is so fuckin rap video by numbers. As a new artist why
not take chances?

That's why I always respected Kanye, even though he softer than Moniques
3rd chin, he takes chances.

I'm not even gonna spend too much time on the video cuz the remix bout
to come out....But Ill hit yall with some WTF moments.

*I know I've mentioned it before but this niggas mouth looks retarded. I
know that's the first thing ya'll zero'd in on. It kinda looks like he
bought one a couple sizes too big for the discount.

*What's up with that singer? It looks like one of the B5 boys escaped
the dungeon Puff keeps all his artists in. The first thing you do with
freedom is star in this bullshit???????

Lil Nigga you deserve what Diddy gonna do to you.

* Ray J in this bitch too, but even Yung Berg feels that this isn't a
good look. Don't believe me look closely at 1:42, and again at 2:12.
This negro will jump in any and every video he can to extend his shine.
Nigga we stopped caring about you after Moesha, let it die, Brandy sold
14 mil world wide bruh, you can always stay in the pool house.

Next up
50-I Get Money

Music Forecast 3.0

Check my boy AndyB's blog for all the latest hip hop news

Musicforecast.blogspot.com

Throwback Post

Lil Wayne
Show Me What You Got


What's crackin ya'll!, I see Breezy up there talkin that shit again. Oh Wait! She took it down.... What happened Ma? Had a Change of Heart? Or did SoHH tell you to check yourself?

First off Ma, I'm never gonna disrepect you by calling you a Bitch. I don't have to resort to that.

Secondly I posted a Charm School recap the first time and MTB after because that's what I watched the night before.

Yes this is your job, you get paid to do this, so on and so forth.

Real Talk, I'm prolly half your age, I do this for fun, and I'm still better than you.

I ran into this video a couple months ago and I was surprised that he ever released this footage.

I'm a Wayne fan, he's from my hometown and his new style intrigues me.

I personally believe he sold his soul to Satan via a crossroads and a full moon, Robert Jhonson style. (Google it)

This dude went from "Wobbly dee Wobbly dee" to "Even deaf bitches say Hi to me/She tell a Blind bitch and she say I gotta see".

Hmmmmmmmmm?

I digress, Anyways this mixtape dvd video gives us some insight into the creative process of Weezy, and it aint pretty.
I think this nigga smokes so much weed he channels the living, cuz that was Flav in the booth.

Those fuckin dreads flying everywhere! Let me tell ya'll a story about that shit. I haven't lived in New Orleans in about 12 yrs but all my family does. So we frequently visit, Circa' 2002 niggas down there collectively decided they were all West Indian and grew out dreads. All at the same fucking time! Its like these niggas sent out a city memo that the new dress code was dreads and White Tee gowns.

Back to Weezy Goldberg,
Insomnia and Hydrocodone don't mix.

This seriously reminds me of old footage of Jimi Hendrix trippin off acid and lighting his guitar on fire.
Wayne needs an intervention before he ends up smoking himself retarded like George Clinton.

Why is BET still booking him at shows ya'll? Between the diaper man with the penis on his nose, and Clinton's grunting I would think you couldn't show that on television.

The FCC trips out about Janets glorious nipple but they aint gonna protect my eyes from a grown ass diaper man??? Now that's fucked up.

Anyways the video drags on until our young rapper runs out of metaphors and passes out on the studio floor.

This was more of a long ass anti-drug commercial to me than anything. Parents gather the kids around the screen, you shouldn't even have to explain anything.

SOHH get at me
Thatboi2487@tmail.com

I love you Breezy