Sean Kingston

Sean Kingston

Beautiful Girl

Ok I tried to ignore it but it gets on my nerves so badly I simply cannot let it die down without me venting my frustrations.

This big pie faced ass faux rude bwoy bubble gum singer.

When I first heard it I just changed the channel and passed it off as something only those top 100 radio stations would play.

A week later though I heard his annoying ass in the car while I was putting in another CD. I knew I had to hate on this shit like no other.

Before we get on the video though I have to give ya'll a lil insight into who Sean Kingston is.

Born Ka'Shon Anderson in Miami, Kingston was raised in Jamaica till he was six. That explains his thick accent....

Waittt! this dude has no accent

He has a Jamaican flag chain and a vocorder though I guess that counts kinda.

I saw an interview last week with him on Direct Effect. That lame ass host what's his face, asked him if he had ever experianced the things he wailed about. This nigga said in sixth grade his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend........

What did she hold his hand after 4th period?

That's something you should've lied about buddy.

Everything about this guy is a joke to me. From his uni-brow to his on and off patois.

The video is creative I guess I'll give that to him. Since music videos are never quite explained I'm gonna take an educated guess that he's either some kind of time traveling fat boy or he's the reincarnation of some fat boy from the 40's. Either way this nigga is fat....with a uni-brow.......and makeup on.

The song is the international anthem for kids with low self-esteem. This shit is pathetic, she's out of your league so you're not even going to try?

You sound real gay right now my niggy!

At least give the big guys of America something to root for. Big Mike never makes excuses that's why he's the Big Nigga Of The Year. This guy just sits at the bar giving ole girl the stalker eyes wishing he had the testicular fortitude to say something. That's not the kind of message you send out Sean! Fat kids already feel bad, don't tell them not to even try to get any pussy. You might prevent the birth of another Sean Kingston....

On second thought

I know ya'll heard about him getting blasted on the radio cuz he was begging a chick for some cut??

C'mon Sean!

I really think this song is a cry for help ya'll, somebody put Kingston on suicide watch for he Kurt Cobain his big ass over his virgin..ness.


Some WTF moments

*I spied Lil Mama of "Worlds Ugliest Dog" fame making a cameo. You'll see her next to Kingston while he's singing in that booth surrounded by teenage impersonators. You might mistake her for a pterodactyl in a poodle skirt.

*J.R. Rotem looks like a Scott Storch impersonator... Without the whole AIDs thing going on.

*Fun video factiod: The main video vixen is Karinne "Superhead" Steffan's little sister "Slop Jaw".