MTB4

MTB4
Oh,Father

What's good ya'll??

We comin down to the last episodes of MTB and I've never questioned any group of guys sexuality so much in my life.

Usually when I call a nigga gay I'm just slightly jealous of them and I can't come up with a better insult.

That's sadly not the case here, I bet if you met some of these brothers face-to-face you would smell the penis on their breath.

Moving On

That crazy hoe Laurie Ann has been sent to the valley of television obscurity and has been replaced by Jamal. A cooler, calmer, saner choreographer who presents the boysss with a intricate routine but he actually explains his shit.

Laurie Ann would have been screaming about Boom Kacks and the Gotcha Gotcha, Clad in her panties and nipple tassles. All the while Qwanell would be saving every moment in his spank bank for later.

Shit from the sound of Laurie's music she might be in need of a job soon.

Just another incentive to work hard Q!
I'm sure she wouldn't mind cattle prodding you in a black leather cat suit.

Anyways Jamal goes through the steps patiently and the guys actually learn the steps easily.

Except for poor poor handicapped Julius, my dude always look one word away from crying don't he?

I think he faking all that emotion man, it looks more like he's focusing on taking a shit.

Or a dick

I kid, I kid! Julius might be one of the only red blooded males in the house.

Have you seen Jeremy???

I didn't either, until tonight but the queer is strong in that one! He got a mean lisp! Jhonny Gil somewhere sitting on Eddie Murphy lap right now jealous as fuck!

Meanwhile Carlos gets released for a conjugal visit his girl Joserra. All hate aside he looks like a real nice guy, his pops left him as a child so he's determined to be there for his unborn. So he and Jossera hit up a pizzeria and discuss things, its good to see a dude trying to do right on TV cuz too often we see the opposite.

Back to the hate!

On the other side of town D'Angelo is getting his long locks cut off cuz Diddy didn't think it was cute.

I commend his dedication to his dreams, but come on the nigga is oogly regardless. He reminds me of Chamillionaire with braces.

So the boyssss take a trip to the studio next with Bryan Cox and Jack Knight. They're super excited about working with Cox!......

Ok I gotta take a slight detour tho to touch on Robert's fuckin bedazzled fedora.

Is that shit surgically attached to his skull??

My dude, although its okay to have a signature look. Neyo rocks Lip Gloss and Kangols, T Pain has his Oakley glasses and Highlighted dreads, D'Angelo wears....nothing.

But Rob you gotta embrace diversity in your clothing even Micheal Jackson changes his Drum Major Jacket and Pajama Bottoms on occasion.

Back at the Studio the guys get to hear their first track. I liked it, I can't see it playing in the club in Dallas, but it had a decent beat.

Robert, Big Mike, DyShon, Willie, and Jeremy did their thug-thizzle on the beat. While Julius just let his "depression" eat at him.

Nigga so what you can't dance? This is still a vocal competition, your fuckin leg don't have anything to do with your voice. Trust me I saw a man in a hover-round break it down in New Orleans once....

Ok I'm lyin but yall get what I'm sayin

When I saw this dude struggling with 'exclusive' I knew it was a done deal for Julius.
To his defense Julius can hardly speak so its not fair to expect him to pronouciate.

Donnie was just kind of lackluster so he knew he had to nail the dance routine. So he enlisted the help of that freaky nigga Qwanell and Carlos.

How they started comparing sex strokes is beyond me?

Qwanell talkin bout "You gotta feel the music"

Maybe that's some new NY slang for
"You gotta use lots of lubricant".

After Q got his jollies they all called it a day and went to bed except for Carlos. He got a call from Joserra about complications with the baby. You could see it on his face that he was going through it. I sincerly felt bad for ole dude but he just hoped for the best.

Then news came that the child had downs syndrome and that just broke him. That's life sometimes it fucks you over but you gotta go on.

And so must the show

A lil funny moment to me was when Julius was talking to Qwanell about his cripple status. Then Qwanell start crackin jokes and Julius looked like he was gonna crack him in the head with that crutch. Everything Q said was true though if you gonna be weak in one area just work harder on your singing.

I wouldn't take advice from that nigga either though

He looks like he has sex with blowup dolls....

Male blowup dolls

The next day is eliminations so errbody is on their best behavior dancing in the mirror doing vocal excercises. Something was different though.....

Oh yea Donnie had hit up Staten Islands "Guido Gear" the day before. This muhfucka had the full addidas track suit with the chains.
Maybe he thought this would make him look the part and therefore he would be more confident.

I seen Italians dance though, they look like they're drunk

Oh yea that's because they are.....

Anyways his heart was in the right place

On the boysss march to elimination, I gotta give it to em though all these dudes are extremely talented.....

Except for Dy'Shon I aint even know that dude existed before this episode.

First Diddy had them dance and surprise, surprise the niggas have the routine down!

I guess when your not distracted by a half nekkid woman screaming at the top of her lungs, you can pick things up a little easier.

Shit I'm completely off subject now but that reminds me of that part in Beloved when that lady just show up butt ass outta nowhere. I've never seen that movie all the way through, somebody explain that to me in the comments.

Diddy was secretly impressed behind those aviators.

I saw him sucking on that penis flavored toothpick a lil too hard.

Anyways Big Mike was putting it down as usual. I really sick of P.Diddy and the fam acting all surprised when ole dude delivers amazing performances. Like fat people are retarded or something.

Again Mike needs to get the Christopher Wallace Big Nigga Achievement Award.

Now Julius was an entirely different story, dude was understandably terrible when it came to dancing. I mean he did the best he could on his cripple ass leg.

Carlos was missing steps as well but I like the dude so were gonna let him pass.

But come on Julius forgetting the words son, just cuz you have crutches that don't mean you have to be retarded too.

Having a hurt leg aint enough reason to fall into depression. The fact that your child might have downs syndrome is. You never saw Carlos complain though, he never once tried to explain why he was off. That was him man-ing up and taking responsibility for himself, Something Julius never did. Julius eliminated himself from the get go when he chose to feel sorry for himself and expect everyone else to follow suit.

Ya'll know who got the boot

The rest get to travel back home for two long months. When they return Diddy expects to see some SuperStarssss.



Some WTF moments

*Who's that chick with the Rapunzel weave in the studio with the guys?

*Why Mike and Robert always wearing shades in the dark? Only Musiq should be allowed to do that shit. That's cuz that nigga so cock eyed he can see behind himself.

*Why Julius girl sound like Oprah from Beloved

My bad about the timing yall