Chris Brown
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1564073&vid=161557
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What's Really Good Fam? Iight its gonna be hard for me to hate on
this one. Usually Super Sweet Sixteen get the channel flip with the
quickness. This is different Chris Brown is spending his own
money and has a rightful sense of entitlement.
With that being said lets dive into it.
This show begins with our favorite teen crooner on the hunt for the
perfect place to throw his private party. His search leads him to the
swanky 40/40 club owned by the Jigga Man.
You'll never guess what the theme of his party is!..... Micheal
Jackson, Ironic cuz that's the theme of his career too....
Well they say it was an "Off The Wall" party but wasn't nothin
themed but the Go-Go Hoes. Shit when my lil cousin had a Princess
Party he at least had Cinderella there (Don't ask).
That's a whole different story though, that I don't enjoy explaining.
Moving on, Chris then takes a trip to the car shop where his new
Lamborgini is sitting stock. He leaves the technical shit to the owner
who looks thrilled to be getting some of that nigga money.
Shit I would be too!, these entertainers don't care what the fuck you
add on.
"Yea we gonna get you them diamond encrusted brake calipers over
there and top it off with the gold seat belts."
Niggas just be cheesin hard like "Wait til Superhead see me in
this!".
He goes and checks on his dancers for his Grand entrance next. He was
going to have a full drill team follow him down the street like a mini
parade.
Tell me why the choreographer looks like he actually paid someone to
make him look like an even bigger queen.
Its just not enough that he's a choreographer, he has to rock the
mohawk too.
Hold up not just any mohawk either he had swiggles cut all in his
shit.
Nigga looked like Denis Rodman back when he was important.
Well everything checked out with Mr. Sweet T and the dancers
looked great so C.B. called it a night.
The next morning he had a charity celebrity basketball game and
everybody was there. Just to name a few I saw Juelz Santana, Jim Jones ,
and the rapping standard poodle...I think its name was Remy Ma or
somethin.
When the game started, I started to think God did way too much for this
nigga.
Not only is dude rich, tall, and handsome on top of that the nigga can
ball! It was so easy for him he was doin the chicken noodle soup between
plays.
Well maybe he was just a big fish in a very small pond because it don't
look like Jim has done any type of running since the Rucker.
On top of all that he had the girls section lookin like a gospel tent
they were crying and shit.
Now that's something I've never understood ladies, Do ya'll love them so
much that it makes you lose your humanity?
Ya'll turn into these feral animals, I heard of one story back
when B2K was hit where a 15 yr old jumped off a bridge onto their tour
bus.
That shit is crazy!
That night was his party but before he had the one at 40/40 he had one
for the fans. That shit was an *Aquarium I would have
loved to be there! There was seriously not a dude in the crowd.
Well the night's main event was Lil Mama performing who, in my opinion,
Is a sub-human creature. I'm sorry, every time I see that lil
girl I throw up in my mouth a little, she's prolly one of the few
where makeup makes it worse.
After her performance Chris decided he didn't want to be raped so he
jetted off to the 40/40. There was one problem though, The party was
poppin without him! Nobody was outside to see his Grand Entrance. So
in true Sweet Sixteen fashion he told everybody to get they ass outside
so they could envy him. I gotta hand it to him the entrance was pretty
tight and the girls was pretty hyped up afterwards there was one gay guy
there tho that looked wayyy too excited. His eyes were all lit up
and shit, lookin like he just saw a discount rack of purple gucci v
necks. I think Gyant owns a shirt just like that.
Hmmmmmmmmm?
While the party was hype it was lacking in the celebrity department.
Only celebrity I noticed that showed was Rhianna ole alien ass. While
she's looking a lot better now she still reminds me of that blue thing
off of "The 5th Element".
Ya'll remember that right? Okay maybe you don't, Let me jog your
memory's
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/m_bp_diva.jpg
Don't she look just like that shit???
Next came my favorite moment in Television this week.
Someone rushed over to Chris with a phone like "Its Micheal
Jackson!" Chris got so giddy after that he kinda reminded me of that
gay nigga I mentioned earlier.
So they make a big production out of it, they put him on speaker and
tell everybody to shut up.
A minute passes by and a voice says "Hold please, prepare to speak to
Mr. Jackson". There was another long pause then a noise like the
phone being passed, Chris was like "Hello!?! This is Chris!?!
Helloooo?!?" then Mike straight hung up.
I thought I heard a faint "Stop swagger jackin bitch!" but that's
just me.
Chris took it in stride though and immediately was like "Fuck it,
Lets Dance!". I don't care what nobody say that nigga can dance his
ass off.
He be doin shit it would take me a month to learn, and while everybody
else was having fun Rhianna ole boring ass was lookin like this.
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/m_bp_diva.jpg
Had to do it agian!
Next it was the essential flaunt your new car segment of the show. The
lambo arrived in all its glory, color matched rims, new exhaust,
custom microwave in that shit.
One girl was like "That car is sick yo!" a fairly normal
statement except she sounded like Morgan Freeman.
I don't understand how them NY chicks be getting those deep ass voices
that shit is not attractive. Must be them quarter waters.
The show ends with Chris in the Lambo driving off into the night. I
imagine he cried in the car, Mike was dirty for that one.
SOHH hit me up
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*Aquarium- A gathering comprised mostly of women (See
Sausage Fest)
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