Another Update for ya'll, looks like this one is the last.
According to my snitch, Tameka angry and humiliated then turned to her in a blind rage.
Screaming "You wanted this! You never approved of what we had!"
She then got physical and attempted to grab at her hair.
Fortunately other family members were around to intervene and during the struggle Tameka's secret was finally revealed.
"At first I couldn't believe what I was seeing, sticking out of her robe was the biggest, blackest penis I've ever seen!" said my source.
Tameka then rose calmly put "herself" back into her robe and left the mansion silently.
"We were all extremely apalled! I knew Usher was a little sweet but I didn't think he was a full fledged colon cowboy!"
Other members of the Raymond family tried to get him to leave the room and when there was no answer. They forced the door open only to find it empty. Usher hadn't been there for hours maybe, it appeared that he snuck out the window during all the commotion.
His whereabouts are currently unknown, If anyone has any information or has spotted the superstar anywhere please contact
Thatboi2487@tmail.com or gmail.com
My condolensces to both families in these troubling times.
About Me
Saturday, July 28, 2007
The Usher Chronicles
Okay every member of staff has just been asked to vacate the facilities.
Luckily for Hater-Nation my insider is an extremely close relative of Usher's.
So the exclusives just keep rolling in
According to Mrs. R.... umm my source Usher had been locked up in the room he was last seen entering to for about an hour. When Tameka came back and started to beg to be let back in.
"She was all kinds of upset, begging and pleading for at least a half hour" said my source.
After she received no answer Tameka reportedly started to get angry and violent.
"She started to bang on the door insisting he let her in or she was going to let herself in, her sheer strength surprised me, she was almost like......a man."
More Later
Luckily for Hater-Nation my insider is an extremely close relative of Usher's.
So the exclusives just keep rolling in
According to Mrs. R.... umm my source Usher had been locked up in the room he was last seen entering to for about an hour. When Tameka came back and started to beg to be let back in.
"She was all kinds of upset, begging and pleading for at least a half hour" said my source.
After she received no answer Tameka reportedly started to get angry and violent.
"She started to bang on the door insisting he let her in or she was going to let herself in, her sheer strength surprised me, she was almost like......a man."
More Later
Exclusive Shit!
***********Usher Update*************
My source has just given me a call, they couldn't stay on long but what they could reveal was very interesting.
After my source pocketed the pills and some of the cash. They didn't have to search very long to find where Usher had run off to.
He was yelling bloody murder from the second floor.
By the time my mole got up to the scene of the squabble the door was closed and a small crowd had gathered around the room.
Ush was overheard yelling
"How could you do this without consulting me first! Why wouldn't you take my thoughts into consideration!"
Tameka then screamed back
"Its my body! I have the right to get rid of whatever makes me unhappy! I've always told you that one day I wanted to make the full change!"
Tameka then ran out of the room visibly shaken and crying uncontrollably.
What could she be getting rid of????
More later
My source has just given me a call, they couldn't stay on long but what they could reveal was very interesting.
After my source pocketed the pills and some of the cash. They didn't have to search very long to find where Usher had run off to.
He was yelling bloody murder from the second floor.
By the time my mole got up to the scene of the squabble the door was closed and a small crowd had gathered around the room.
Ush was overheard yelling
"How could you do this without consulting me first! Why wouldn't you take my thoughts into consideration!"
Tameka then screamed back
"Its my body! I have the right to get rid of whatever makes me unhappy! I've always told you that one day I wanted to make the full change!"
Tameka then ran out of the room visibly shaken and crying uncontrollably.
What could she be getting rid of????
More later
Exclusive Shit!
**********Exclusive Shit!!!*************
Usher Raymond IV has called off his wedding to Tameka Foster today.
While other sites fail to deliver anything more than speculation only Hater-Nation has the inside scoop!
It is a well known superstition that if you see your bride the on the day of the wedding the marriage will be doomed from start.
Keep this in mind
Around 10 am this morning after Ushers morning pilates and grapefruit parfait. He was seen by my source rummaging through one of Tameka's large Louis Vuitton bags. It is said that he likes to use Tameka's firming cream on occasion.
Only this time he pulled out a little orange bottle full of pills.
He then stormed down the hallway yelling for Tameka, bottle in hand.
My source then lost sight of him as he rushed through the Reid Mansion like a man posessed.
Fortunately for us my snitch went back to the then empty room and investigated the bag.
What was found is shocking to say the very least. Along with a makeup compact, several hundred dollars in cash, and a small nose hair trimmer. Another bottle of Estrogen pills were found stashed under a box of extra large condoms.
More Updates to come later in the day
Usher Raymond IV has called off his wedding to Tameka Foster today.
While other sites fail to deliver anything more than speculation only Hater-Nation has the inside scoop!
It is a well known superstition that if you see your bride the on the day of the wedding the marriage will be doomed from start.
Keep this in mind
Around 10 am this morning after Ushers morning pilates and grapefruit parfait. He was seen by my source rummaging through one of Tameka's large Louis Vuitton bags. It is said that he likes to use Tameka's firming cream on occasion.
Only this time he pulled out a little orange bottle full of pills.
He then stormed down the hallway yelling for Tameka, bottle in hand.
My source then lost sight of him as he rushed through the Reid Mansion like a man posessed.
Fortunately for us my snitch went back to the then empty room and investigated the bag.
What was found is shocking to say the very least. Along with a makeup compact, several hundred dollars in cash, and a small nose hair trimmer. Another bottle of Estrogen pills were found stashed under a box of extra large condoms.
More Updates to come later in the day
Friday, July 27, 2007
Freestyle Fridays
Okay I'm gonna declare Fridays my day of rest since I hit ya'll with two yesterday.
But I'mma just post some of the stuff that caught my eye on the internet this week.
I'm big into Streetwear hence the Jeff Staple and Hypebeast links, So heres the gear of the week
Gear of The Week
CLOT Alienegra Yellow Camo Tee
CLOT is a streetwear company owned by Hong Kong celeb Edisen Chen,
This may look like an ordinary tee but it actually reveals a reflective camo print in photos
Retails for $278 USD
Video Of The Week
I have a soft spot for dance crazes especially since I can never do any of them so my clip of the week is..
The Soulja Boy
I'm also a MINI enthusiast, laugh all you want, I love my lil car so heres my
Car Of The Week
07' Mini Cooper S
Astro Black
Next Week We'll Continue the Hate
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Fifty Cent
50 A.k.a Ferrarri F50
I Get Money
This nigga's a clown and this video is his circus.
I know I've said this before but the most unfocused video ever. Most 50
videos have a weak plot, this one makes no attempt to even try.
Straight foward coonery shoved right down your throat.
I mean I know you paid for this yourself Fif, but homie you just got 100
mil!
No excuses, why you got them girls in prop spinny chairs????
White girl contortionists?
Dancing Baby's in Kangols?
The combo Dumb Out/Jerk Off Dance??
I'm soo confused!
He's trying his fuckin hardest to get us to buy his weed plate of an
album.
Look at the marquee at the bottom!
Not so Subliminal Messaging runs throughout the video. Some of its
propaganda reads
OBEY KING 50
#1
THIS IS HIP HOP
I RUN NEW YORK
WATCH THIS SUCKA
And my personal favorite
PAY ATTENTION STUPID!
Its not working Fif, unless you see me at Best Buy and put a gun to my
head I'm not buying.
In the words of George Dubya
I Get Money
This nigga's a clown and this video is his circus.
I know I've said this before but the most unfocused video ever. Most 50
videos have a weak plot, this one makes no attempt to even try.
Straight foward coonery shoved right down your throat.
I mean I know you paid for this yourself Fif, but homie you just got 100
mil!
No excuses, why you got them girls in prop spinny chairs????
White girl contortionists?
Dancing Baby's in Kangols?
The combo Dumb Out/Jerk Off Dance??
I'm soo confused!
He's trying his fuckin hardest to get us to buy his weed plate of an
album.
Look at the marquee at the bottom!
Not so Subliminal Messaging runs throughout the video. Some of its
propaganda reads
OBEY KING 50
#1
THIS IS HIP HOP
I RUN NEW YORK
WATCH THIS SUCKA
And my personal favorite
PAY ATTENTION STUPID!
Its not working Fif, unless you see me at Best Buy and put a gun to my
head I'm not buying.
In the words of George Dubya
"Fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled
agian"
Yeaaaa nigga I remember "Gatman" I wanted to see if that Tahoe you got
is really bomb-proof after that bullshit.
There's no focus to this shit all so here's some WTF moments
agian"
Yeaaaa nigga I remember "Gatman" I wanted to see if that Tahoe you got
is really bomb-proof after that bullshit.
There's no focus to this shit all so here's some WTF moments
*Why is all of G-UNIT in the background faux-beating their meat? That's
not a dance niggas, it looks like ya'll about to do some bukkake porn to
be honest.
*Why is 50 feeding his 8 yr old boy? I'm very sure he can drink all on
his own by now. Shit he didn't even look the least bit uncomfortable. I
know when I was 8 if my dad tried to do that shit I'd be calling CPS.
*That poor Chi-Negro girl skinning up her gorgeous knees on the top of
that Lambo was very sad. Don't these video hoochies have a union or
something? They working these working girls to death! They gotta
dance,look good all day, and give blowjobs to the crew!
That's ridiculous!
Ya'll need to band together and fight for your human rights! No blowjobs
after 12 dammit!
Ok I'm gonna stop cuz I think I'm starting to like this video.
Love him or hate him the nigga is a marketing genius
not a dance niggas, it looks like ya'll about to do some bukkake porn to
be honest.
*Why is 50 feeding his 8 yr old boy? I'm very sure he can drink all on
his own by now. Shit he didn't even look the least bit uncomfortable. I
know when I was 8 if my dad tried to do that shit I'd be calling CPS.
*That poor Chi-Negro girl skinning up her gorgeous knees on the top of
that Lambo was very sad. Don't these video hoochies have a union or
something? They working these working girls to death! They gotta
dance,look good all day, and give blowjobs to the crew!
That's ridiculous!
Ya'll need to band together and fight for your human rights! No blowjobs
after 12 dammit!
Ok I'm gonna stop cuz I think I'm starting to like this video.
Love him or hate him the nigga is a marketing genius
Yung Berg
Yung Berg ft some other nigga
Move On
Who signed this nigga??
Forreal?
$10 for whoever finds me the old white man that committed this heinous
crime. He gets spit in his green bean casserole!
{Again, White people LOVE green bean casserole}
I've seen interviews of this lil gremlin on MTV and he claims to have
been signed by DMX.
I mean I don't really doubt it, X is a man who carried on a public
conversation with the demons in his head for like 6 albums. He also got
high on crack and tried to steal a car while impersonating a FBI agent.
Still I think this is prolly Earl Simmons greatest regret in life.
This is an even shittier version of that Lil Fizz video I reviewed. Like
I think these guys bought the same video package. These lil bubble gum
rappers have no originality at all.
They all copy off each other!
Every video has this lame ass attempt at trying to get people to believe
they can actually rap at the end. Usually the screen goes black and
white or starts to distort. Then they start a freestyle-esque flow about
how hard they are when they were just rapping about ponies.
We don't believe you, you need more people!
Apart from being a talentless waste of label funding. This nigga is
downright strange looking. I usually have a witty comparison like this
nigga looks like a corn on Beyonces left toe but I honestly don't know what this guy
looks like. That's prolly worse than anything I could think up
actually.
His $200 African vendor grill looks like it hurts.
You get what you pay for Burg, maybe this round of throat gonorrhea will
learn ya.
The entire video is so fuckin rap video by numbers. As a new artist why
not take chances?
That's why I always respected Kanye, even though he softer than Moniques
3rd chin, he takes chances.
I'm not even gonna spend too much time on the video cuz the remix bout
to come out....But Ill hit yall with some WTF moments.
*I know I've mentioned it before but this niggas mouth looks retarded. I
know that's the first thing ya'll zero'd in on. It kinda looks like he
bought one a couple sizes too big for the discount.
*What's up with that singer? It looks like one of the B5 boys escaped
the dungeon Puff keeps all his artists in. The first thing you do with
freedom is star in this bullshit???????
Move On
Who signed this nigga??
Forreal?
$10 for whoever finds me the old white man that committed this heinous
crime. He gets spit in his green bean casserole!
{Again, White people LOVE green bean casserole}
I've seen interviews of this lil gremlin on MTV and he claims to have
been signed by DMX.
I mean I don't really doubt it, X is a man who carried on a public
conversation with the demons in his head for like 6 albums. He also got
high on crack and tried to steal a car while impersonating a FBI agent.
Still I think this is prolly Earl Simmons greatest regret in life.
This is an even shittier version of that Lil Fizz video I reviewed. Like
I think these guys bought the same video package. These lil bubble gum
rappers have no originality at all.
They all copy off each other!
Every video has this lame ass attempt at trying to get people to believe
they can actually rap at the end. Usually the screen goes black and
white or starts to distort. Then they start a freestyle-esque flow about
how hard they are when they were just rapping about ponies.
We don't believe you, you need more people!
Apart from being a talentless waste of label funding. This nigga is
downright strange looking. I usually have a witty comparison like this
nigga looks like a corn on Beyonces left toe but I honestly don't know what this guy
looks like. That's prolly worse than anything I could think up
actually.
His $200 African vendor grill looks like it hurts.
You get what you pay for Burg, maybe this round of throat gonorrhea will
learn ya.
The entire video is so fuckin rap video by numbers. As a new artist why
not take chances?
That's why I always respected Kanye, even though he softer than Moniques
3rd chin, he takes chances.
I'm not even gonna spend too much time on the video cuz the remix bout
to come out....But Ill hit yall with some WTF moments.
*I know I've mentioned it before but this niggas mouth looks retarded. I
know that's the first thing ya'll zero'd in on. It kinda looks like he
bought one a couple sizes too big for the discount.
*What's up with that singer? It looks like one of the B5 boys escaped
the dungeon Puff keeps all his artists in. The first thing you do with
freedom is star in this bullshit???????
Lil Nigga you deserve what Diddy gonna do to you.
* Ray J in this bitch too, but even Yung Berg feels that this isn't a
good look. Don't believe me look closely at 1:42, and again at 2:12.
This negro will jump in any and every video he can to extend his shine.
Nigga we stopped caring about you after Moesha, let it die, Brandy sold
14 mil world wide bruh, you can always stay in the pool house.
Next up
50-I Get Money
* Ray J in this bitch too, but even Yung Berg feels that this isn't a
good look. Don't believe me look closely at 1:42, and again at 2:12.
This negro will jump in any and every video he can to extend his shine.
Nigga we stopped caring about you after Moesha, let it die, Brandy sold
14 mil world wide bruh, you can always stay in the pool house.
Next up
50-I Get Money
Music Forecast 3.0
Check my boy AndyB's blog for all the latest hip hop news
Musicforecast.blogspot.com
Musicforecast.blogspot.com
Throwback Post
Lil Wayne
Show Me What You Got
What's crackin ya'll!, I see Breezy up there talkin that shit again. Oh Wait! She took it down.... What happened Ma? Had a Change of Heart? Or did SoHH tell you to check yourself?
First off Ma, I'm never gonna disrepect you by calling you a Bitch. I don't have to resort to that.
Secondly I posted a Charm School recap the first time and MTB after because that's what I watched the night before.
Yes this is your job, you get paid to do this, so on and so forth.
Real Talk, I'm prolly half your age, I do this for fun, and I'm still better than you.
I ran into this video a couple months ago and I was surprised that he ever released this footage.
I'm a Wayne fan, he's from my hometown and his new style intrigues me.
I personally believe he sold his soul to Satan via a crossroads and a full moon, Robert Jhonson style. (Google it)
This dude went from "Wobbly dee Wobbly dee" to "Even deaf bitches say Hi to me/She tell a Blind bitch and she say I gotta see".
Hmmmmmmmmm?
I digress, Anyways this mixtape dvd video gives us some insight into the creative process of Weezy, and it aint pretty.
I think this nigga smokes so much weed he channels the living, cuz that was Flav in the booth.
Those fuckin dreads flying everywhere! Let me tell ya'll a story about that shit. I haven't lived in New Orleans in about 12 yrs but all my family does. So we frequently visit, Circa' 2002 niggas down there collectively decided they were all West Indian and grew out dreads. All at the same fucking time! Its like these niggas sent out a city memo that the new dress code was dreads and White Tee gowns.
Back to Weezy Goldberg,
Insomnia and Hydrocodone don't mix.
Show Me What You Got
What's crackin ya'll!, I see Breezy up there talkin that shit again. Oh Wait! She took it down.... What happened Ma? Had a Change of Heart? Or did SoHH tell you to check yourself?
First off Ma, I'm never gonna disrepect you by calling you a Bitch. I don't have to resort to that.
Secondly I posted a Charm School recap the first time and MTB after because that's what I watched the night before.
Yes this is your job, you get paid to do this, so on and so forth.
Real Talk, I'm prolly half your age, I do this for fun, and I'm still better than you.
I ran into this video a couple months ago and I was surprised that he ever released this footage.
I'm a Wayne fan, he's from my hometown and his new style intrigues me.
I personally believe he sold his soul to Satan via a crossroads and a full moon, Robert Jhonson style. (Google it)
This dude went from "Wobbly dee Wobbly dee" to "Even deaf bitches say Hi to me/She tell a Blind bitch and she say I gotta see".
Hmmmmmmmmm?
I digress, Anyways this mixtape dvd video gives us some insight into the creative process of Weezy, and it aint pretty.
I think this nigga smokes so much weed he channels the living, cuz that was Flav in the booth.
Those fuckin dreads flying everywhere! Let me tell ya'll a story about that shit. I haven't lived in New Orleans in about 12 yrs but all my family does. So we frequently visit, Circa' 2002 niggas down there collectively decided they were all West Indian and grew out dreads. All at the same fucking time! Its like these niggas sent out a city memo that the new dress code was dreads and White Tee gowns.
Back to Weezy Goldberg,
Insomnia and Hydrocodone don't mix.
This seriously reminds me of old footage of Jimi Hendrix trippin off acid and lighting his guitar on fire.
Wayne needs an intervention before he ends up smoking himself retarded like George Clinton.
Wayne needs an intervention before he ends up smoking himself retarded like George Clinton.
Why is BET still booking him at shows ya'll? Between the diaper man with the penis on his nose, and Clinton's grunting I would think you couldn't show that on television.
The FCC trips out about Janets glorious nipple but they aint gonna protect my eyes from a grown ass diaper man??? Now that's fucked up.
Anyways the video drags on until our young rapper runs out of metaphors and passes out on the studio floor.
This was more of a long ass anti-drug commercial to me than anything. Parents gather the kids around the screen, you shouldn't even have to explain anything.
SOHH get at me
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
I love you Breezy
Anyways the video drags on until our young rapper runs out of metaphors and passes out on the studio floor.
This was more of a long ass anti-drug commercial to me than anything. Parents gather the kids around the screen, you shouldn't even have to explain anything.
SOHH get at me
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
I love you Breezy
Throwback Post
Making the Band 4
Old Vs. New
I got Breezy shook after one post yall, she destroying my shit like FBI files.
Believe that talent will always shine through all the bullshit though.
Before I dive headfirst into murdering Breezy on her own shit. I have to inform the fam of something that's been heavy on my mind for some time now....... Is it just me or Is there a homosexual vampire on the new MTB?
I haven't watched this season til last night and I thought that niggas face was a joke. I was like why is the vocal coach wearing a halloween mask? I don't care call me superstitious, call me crazy, that nigga is a bonafide Blood/Dick sucker.
I know yall saw that movie The Witches back in 90'....... Ok maybe you didn't but...
http://www.ditmoetjezien.nl/images/155x0/ad79v0x05380d47c681228y4.jpg
Don't he look just like that shit???
Anyways this week Puff Diddy decided his pre-selected man bitches weren't enough to make the ultimate boy band.
We all know his eye for talent is unrivaled. I mean B5, Dream, Loon, Mario Winans, Cassie. The list goes on!
So Diddy sends his minion Mike Biv over to give the boyssss the bad news.
The four niggas they just got rid of are being replaced with four new "talented vocalists". They take it to heart, I thought I saw Chris tear up a bit. ... Okay I'm gassin it but he look like that type of nigga.
So Sean clinked two bottles of cris together whispered the magic words "Badddd Boyyyy Come out and Playyyy!" and assembled the dream team.
Along with the usuals, Bink Dawg and Jack Knight joined in on the "dream crushing" fun. Soon they assembled a group of 11 hopefuls ready and willing to do anything for Diddy. { On a sidenote, WHY?,Why?,Why? Would anyone wanna be on Bad Boy? I can't even remember the girls from last season, Diddy let you put out one CD and then keeps you around to get triple grande carmel macchiattos *made only with the finest cambodian breast milk* }
Back at the house the old guys are putting together an 80's montage. Working out, Dancing, Doing Vocal Excercises all while making sure they don't sweat their foundation off. Ask Prince that shit is Hard!.
Back with the Legion of Doom the new guys are singing " On Bended Knee " onto my list of songs never to listen to, Ever. Right below "Last Night". Well Diddles decides that he's gonna pay the guys a visit with his new bitches and see how they react. When he gets to the flat.... Surprise, Surprise! The guys are asleep, 80's montages are exhausting, What did you expect?
P Daddy took that to heart and decided to make these niggas battle.....Sing Battle. First up is Ace Boogy agianst Brian, Ace thought he had it locked. Then Brian murked that nigga, I thought he was gonna pull out the "Oh You Mad Cuz I'm Stylin On You".
Next Puffarelli had the boyssss sing in pairs to weed out the weaker singers. He was letting some of em rock but most he sent back with the quickness. When it was Chris turn to sing he gave it his all....Too bad he sounded like keith sweat with his balls in a meat grinder. I think his singing was almost as bad as Puffys acting in Carlitos Way......Almost.
It was all too evident who was gonna get to steppin after that. I was kinda surprised he got rid of Dre though. Shit Dre was too! That nigga cried like he lost his pet pony. Then he begged to have another chance! Take your dismissal like a man bruh! That nigga Chris is softer than jello and he walked away with his dignity plus he pulled Ankh Ra number.
Take That, Take That!
SOHH hit a nigga up
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
Old Vs. New
I got Breezy shook after one post yall, she destroying my shit like FBI files.
Believe that talent will always shine through all the bullshit though.
Before I dive headfirst into murdering Breezy on her own shit. I have to inform the fam of something that's been heavy on my mind for some time now....... Is it just me or Is there a homosexual vampire on the new MTB?
I haven't watched this season til last night and I thought that niggas face was a joke. I was like why is the vocal coach wearing a halloween mask? I don't care call me superstitious, call me crazy, that nigga is a bonafide Blood/Dick sucker.
I know yall saw that movie The Witches back in 90'....... Ok maybe you didn't but...
http://www.ditmoetjezien.nl/images/155x0/ad79v0x05380d47c681228y4.jpg
Don't he look just like that shit???
Anyways this week Puff Diddy decided his pre-selected man bitches weren't enough to make the ultimate boy band.
We all know his eye for talent is unrivaled. I mean B5, Dream, Loon, Mario Winans, Cassie. The list goes on!
So Diddy sends his minion Mike Biv over to give the boyssss the bad news.
The four niggas they just got rid of are being replaced with four new "talented vocalists". They take it to heart, I thought I saw Chris tear up a bit. ... Okay I'm gassin it but he look like that type of nigga.
So Sean clinked two bottles of cris together whispered the magic words "Badddd Boyyyy Come out and Playyyy!" and assembled the dream team.
Along with the usuals, Bink Dawg and Jack Knight joined in on the "dream crushing" fun. Soon they assembled a group of 11 hopefuls ready and willing to do anything for Diddy. { On a sidenote, WHY?,Why?,Why? Would anyone wanna be on Bad Boy? I can't even remember the girls from last season, Diddy let you put out one CD and then keeps you around to get triple grande carmel macchiattos *made only with the finest cambodian breast milk* }
Back at the house the old guys are putting together an 80's montage. Working out, Dancing, Doing Vocal Excercises all while making sure they don't sweat their foundation off. Ask Prince that shit is Hard!.
Back with the Legion of Doom the new guys are singing " On Bended Knee " onto my list of songs never to listen to, Ever. Right below "Last Night". Well Diddles decides that he's gonna pay the guys a visit with his new bitches and see how they react. When he gets to the flat.... Surprise, Surprise! The guys are asleep, 80's montages are exhausting, What did you expect?
P Daddy took that to heart and decided to make these niggas battle.....Sing Battle. First up is Ace Boogy agianst Brian, Ace thought he had it locked. Then Brian murked that nigga, I thought he was gonna pull out the "Oh You Mad Cuz I'm Stylin On You".
Next Puffarelli had the boyssss sing in pairs to weed out the weaker singers. He was letting some of em rock but most he sent back with the quickness. When it was Chris turn to sing he gave it his all....Too bad he sounded like keith sweat with his balls in a meat grinder. I think his singing was almost as bad as Puffys acting in Carlitos Way......Almost.
It was all too evident who was gonna get to steppin after that. I was kinda surprised he got rid of Dre though. Shit Dre was too! That nigga cried like he lost his pet pony. Then he begged to have another chance! Take your dismissal like a man bruh! That nigga Chris is softer than jello and he walked away with his dignity plus he pulled Ankh Ra number.
Take That, Take That!
SOHH hit a nigga up
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Gorilla Zoe
Gorrilla Zoe
Hood N(F)igga
Hood N(F)igga
This song has been playin on the radio constantly. I don't listen to that payola driven bullshit but errtime I change CDs this niggas voice assaults me.
There was something sooo familiar about his voice...
It took me awhile but I got it!
He sound just like Tone Loc!
Remember the Funky Cold Medina?
I don't either.... but he was in BeBe's Kids and every black child alive in the early 90s remembers that movie.
Well Gorilla Zoe, who pronounces his moniker Zo, I guess the E is silent.
His mother was a very insensitive woman.
But all those years of school yard ridicule made him into what he is today. A Hood Nigga with a mean mug only to be rivaled by 50.
The video kicks off with Zoě in a old school drop top pulling up to some Breezys house. He draws the ladies in with pure animal magnetism.
Plus his speakers so loud they can't focus on his ugly ass.
Seriously Zoë looks like Timbaland's long lost brother.
Oh my bad that was a typo
He looks like Timbaland's, pit bull's, long lost brother.
Sorry bout that
This is your everyday "I'm Hood" video so of course they have the quintessential slabs, women of ill repute, and low quality jewelry.
Wait,Wait,Wait!
There's a twist!
He transforms ordinary niggas into extraordinary "Hood Niggas" like himself.
Say you're playing basketball but you just can't make a three.
Zoë will loan you his, hood...ness and transform you into a ugly fat nigga who still can't make the basket.
Thanks Gorilla Zoè!!
Another Odd thing I noticed was when ZoÊ was listing all the "bad bitches" he keeps enslaved. The editor was way off with the girls, look closely the white girl is supposed to be red or brown. Shit I couldn't follow it myself but I know the shit was off.
I mean maybe I'm just being too critical but these videos cost hundreds of thousands and they still fuckin up? Niggas need to go back to DeVry forreal.
Young Joc of "Its Goin Down" fame makes a cameo. Looking mighty dapper with his etch-a-sketch fade and flashing his ugly ass chain. Man even Ghostface laughin at this Nigga! and he wears a bathrobe and a golden eagle bracelet to formal events!
You know how many young children died in Sierra Leone to get him that gaudy piece of fecal matter?
None
That shit is straight Cubic Zirconium!
Its iight Joc we know Puff requires 80% and the use of your asshole over at Bad Boy.
Times is hard
This video sucked and the song is even worse look on the bright side Zoé. You're signed to Bad Boy for life........
Nevermind you prolly better off pulling a *Houston
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
MTB4
MTB4
Fight Night
What's good yall?
This episode was crazy!
Lets just get into to it, The first 30 minutes don't really matter so
imma just highlight a few of the noteworthy moments for ya'll.
* Big Mike needs to win the Christopher Wallace Big Nigga Award. Every
episode this nigga shows and proves that he can do anything despite that
extra 150 lbs or so. This episode he was wreckin shop on the court and
he knocked Eric out in the ring. This nigga can go out to any Waffle
House in the US and somebody gonna pay for his shit.
*John outting himself on television was classic to me. I always thought
he was a little questionable but he showed his true colors last night.
First off when he gets beat on the court he starts bitchin about
running. The only thing is he was the last game so he really only had to
run about 10 minutes.
Then he got his monkey ass beat in the boxing ring. Q straight lied to
this nigga and said he was gonna take it easy. When they got in the ring
though Q attacked this nigga like an animal. Even though Qwanell won I
feel like both them hoes lost it, Q hit em with a windmill punch to the
nose.
The windmill should only be used by 8 yr old girls on the block.
Automatic DQ!
All I know is if a nigga catch me off guard and bust my nose with a
windmill punch. The next round I'm gonna hit him with a sucka punch to
the balls.
That's just me
Then this fruit loop calls his momma to tell her he got his ass
whooped.
Are you allergic to pussy John?
After this no woman with eyes will want to ever give up the stooch. Go
head and open that magical golden door we know you gay now.
*Qwanell professes his love for Laurie Ann
I mean I would fuck her for days
The crazy ones always the freakiest!
But...Qwanell's a little extreme...
To summarize he wants a girl to dominate him.
He the type to have a chick horse whipping his balls
Not a good look bruh
Enough of the bullshit lets get to the meat of the matter.
Laurie Ann is a certified bi-polar bear
The boyss have to learn a very difficult dance routine in a day. And
Laurie Anns loud ass will accept nothing less than perfection from our
Bad Boy hopefuls.
I'm now convinced that Laurie Ann's voice is directly connected to her
clitoris. She just yells to yell now. The most ridiculous shit flys
outta her dick trap.
Gotcha! Gotcha!
Anyways Johnny boy decides he has had enuff of this broads scratchy ass
voice and calls it quits. He does so very respectfully and then Laurie
fuckin wigs out. Yelling such Quotables as
"Gets to steppin Negro!"
"One monkey nigga don't stop the show!"
"Ya'll shoulda punched money in the eye!"
She lost her gotdamn mind for a second there, but she was right one
closeted homosexual doesn't stop the show. So the boyss danced on
through Laurie Anns torture session.
Then she called up Juliuss, he was trying his hardest and then...Snap
I thought "money" was just upset and frustrated at Laurie.
Then they showed him crying like he got shot, shit he shoulda acted like
he got shot. At least that woulda been excuse enough to cry on
television.
************Attention*************
Next time you see this episode watch closely or TiVo when they're
lifting J into the ambulance.
Laurie Ann has a fuckin smile on her face
She's demented
And after this crazy ass day somebody gots to get the boot!
Aint that fucked up?
The singin round was uninspiring they really gotta get some new songs!
If I hear Dan sing let it burn one more time I'm gonna find his address
and go spit in the green bean casserole on Thanksgiving.
*White folk love Green Bean Casserole*
Soooo. They get back to the dance studio for eliminations and Juliuss is
sweating bullets. He don't know if that heartless homo Diddy is gonna
let him stay.
He was trying though Ya'll see him dancing in his crutches??
Surprise, Surprise! The Boysss don't know the routine. Especially
Qwanell, he was too busy bustin off to Laurie's insanity to pay
attention.
So Puff Daddy, Biv, and Laurie Ann all huddle together to decide on the
guys performances. The question of how long the practice session was
came up somehow.
Laurie immediately started to fiddle with her hair and replied "Only
Today" Puff looked at her like WTF!
Turns out she was supposed to be on her job all weekend and MTV couldn't
get ahold of her.
So Diddy asks for a new choreographer and Laurie starts with the
"Can I interject?"
No Trick you can't interject
You shoulda been on your job teaching them dumb fucks how to dance that
routine.
For the second time Diddy asks her to remove herself from the room.
Somebody shoulda punched money in the eye..... Oh yeah they hit her with
a chair.
That's better anyways
One monkey nigga don't stop the show though! Cuts must occur and S curls
must roll.
I gotta admit to yall I went to sleep after this but I'm sure nothing
else interesting happened.
The whole show was very anti-climatic and I was dissapointed. While
there were some
jewels, my expectaions were too high.
Fight Night
What's good yall?
This episode was crazy!
Lets just get into to it, The first 30 minutes don't really matter so
imma just highlight a few of the noteworthy moments for ya'll.
* Big Mike needs to win the Christopher Wallace Big Nigga Award. Every
episode this nigga shows and proves that he can do anything despite that
extra 150 lbs or so. This episode he was wreckin shop on the court and
he knocked Eric out in the ring. This nigga can go out to any Waffle
House in the US and somebody gonna pay for his shit.
*John outting himself on television was classic to me. I always thought
he was a little questionable but he showed his true colors last night.
First off when he gets beat on the court he starts bitchin about
running. The only thing is he was the last game so he really only had to
run about 10 minutes.
Then he got his monkey ass beat in the boxing ring. Q straight lied to
this nigga and said he was gonna take it easy. When they got in the ring
though Q attacked this nigga like an animal. Even though Qwanell won I
feel like both them hoes lost it, Q hit em with a windmill punch to the
nose.
The windmill should only be used by 8 yr old girls on the block.
Automatic DQ!
All I know is if a nigga catch me off guard and bust my nose with a
windmill punch. The next round I'm gonna hit him with a sucka punch to
the balls.
That's just me
Then this fruit loop calls his momma to tell her he got his ass
whooped.
Are you allergic to pussy John?
After this no woman with eyes will want to ever give up the stooch. Go
head and open that magical golden door we know you gay now.
*Qwanell professes his love for Laurie Ann
I mean I would fuck her for days
The crazy ones always the freakiest!
But...Qwanell's a little extreme...
To summarize he wants a girl to dominate him.
He the type to have a chick horse whipping his balls
Not a good look bruh
Enough of the bullshit lets get to the meat of the matter.
Laurie Ann is a certified bi-polar bear
The boyss have to learn a very difficult dance routine in a day. And
Laurie Anns loud ass will accept nothing less than perfection from our
Bad Boy hopefuls.
I'm now convinced that Laurie Ann's voice is directly connected to her
clitoris. She just yells to yell now. The most ridiculous shit flys
outta her dick trap.
Gotcha! Gotcha!
Anyways Johnny boy decides he has had enuff of this broads scratchy ass
voice and calls it quits. He does so very respectfully and then Laurie
fuckin wigs out. Yelling such Quotables as
"Gets to steppin Negro!"
"One monkey nigga don't stop the show!"
"Ya'll shoulda punched money in the eye!"
She lost her gotdamn mind for a second there, but she was right one
closeted homosexual doesn't stop the show. So the boyss danced on
through Laurie Anns torture session.
Then she called up Juliuss, he was trying his hardest and then...Snap
I thought "money" was just upset and frustrated at Laurie.
Then they showed him crying like he got shot, shit he shoulda acted like
he got shot. At least that woulda been excuse enough to cry on
television.
************Attention*************
Next time you see this episode watch closely or TiVo when they're
lifting J into the ambulance.
Laurie Ann has a fuckin smile on her face
She's demented
And after this crazy ass day somebody gots to get the boot!
Aint that fucked up?
The singin round was uninspiring they really gotta get some new songs!
If I hear Dan sing let it burn one more time I'm gonna find his address
and go spit in the green bean casserole on Thanksgiving.
*White folk love Green Bean Casserole*
Soooo. They get back to the dance studio for eliminations and Juliuss is
sweating bullets. He don't know if that heartless homo Diddy is gonna
let him stay.
He was trying though Ya'll see him dancing in his crutches??
Surprise, Surprise! The Boysss don't know the routine. Especially
Qwanell, he was too busy bustin off to Laurie's insanity to pay
attention.
So Puff Daddy, Biv, and Laurie Ann all huddle together to decide on the
guys performances. The question of how long the practice session was
came up somehow.
Laurie immediately started to fiddle with her hair and replied "Only
Today" Puff looked at her like WTF!
Turns out she was supposed to be on her job all weekend and MTV couldn't
get ahold of her.
So Diddy asks for a new choreographer and Laurie starts with the
"Can I interject?"
No Trick you can't interject
You shoulda been on your job teaching them dumb fucks how to dance that
routine.
For the second time Diddy asks her to remove herself from the room.
Somebody shoulda punched money in the eye..... Oh yeah they hit her with
a chair.
That's better anyways
One monkey nigga don't stop the show though! Cuts must occur and S curls
must roll.
I gotta admit to yall I went to sleep after this but I'm sure nothing
else interesting happened.
The whole show was very anti-climatic and I was dissapointed. While
there were some
jewels, my expectaions were too high.
Monday, July 23, 2007
And Another One
Diddy
Through the Pain
Through the Pain
(Click pic for vid)
He's done it again!
Every time this Egomaniacal ass negro supposedly "Gets his heart
broken". He hits up the studio a pumps out a puss-tastic sob story.
Nigga first off you cheated on your childrens mother publicly like 5
times. Even a gold digger gotta pack it up after that, you don't pay
them that much.
I bet Kim shit bout to fall off after all the STD's Puffarelli done
brought home.
Them Kenyan Lion Crabs don't play boy!
He's enlisted Mario Winans for the task of getting his money back.
Puff told him he could record another album if he sang Kim back into
submission.
Too bad Mario can't sing *Esta Rolle into his sheets.
Looks like its 1.2 mil a year for you Diddykins.
So this video is classic Diddy
Light skinned models
Exotic Cars
That Fuckin Toothpick!
What is it with that damn toothpick Puff?
You got an oral fixation?
You used to suck your thumb as a child?
No I got it, That shit is penis flavored so when he has to do anything
heterosexual he don't throw up on his Sean Jhon V Neck.
Soooo.. The plot of the video is that Puff is depressed.
So Mario rolls over and suggests a stripper run.
Hey it works for PacMan Jones
Seriously though, this is why the nigga is 37 and single.
If you trying to get your girl back
1. Don't Make a Video in a mock titty bar
2. Don't cast the least attractive video girl as Kim, Yall notice that
shit?
Everytime he sees a gorgeous woman, his aviators magically transform
them into this semi-average chick.
????????
Game recognize Game Puff, Right now you lookin real unfamiliar!
Take an L Puff
She left you for a very good reason
You a asshole
1. Don't Make a Video in a mock titty bar
2. Don't cast the least attractive video girl as Kim, Yall notice that
shit?
Everytime he sees a gorgeous woman, his aviators magically transform
them into this semi-average chick.
????????
Game recognize Game Puff, Right now you lookin real unfamiliar!
Take an L Puff
She left you for a very good reason
You a asshole
*
Monthly Rant
Slow Day
Iight I got home late from work last night and I have an early shift
today sooooo... I only had a couple minutes to spare to watch TV.
I got to see the last few minutes of "Take The Cake"
Needless to say its TRASH!
Toccarra's breasts are the stars of the show, them thangs are out
of control. They got babies starving in Malaysia, and her big ass
doin a late night game show on BET.
Talk about wasting Gods gifts.
MC Lyte was on last night looking very good, she's aging well.
And
That's the last positive thing I have to say.
This show is grossly offensive,
The questions are so easy I think I lost a couple of brain cells. I mean
do they really think black people are THAT stupid. Ask us
history questions or at least questions about old school hip
hop.
Something slightly challenging
No fuckin lie they had a challenge on there to figure out who was in a
photo by identifying their Grill.
In the words of SoHH Soulman
DEBRA LEE YOU SUCK!
Ms Piggy lookin, High yella, Uncle tom ass, Swagger jackin' MTV,
Cankle havin, Aint seen a dick in 10 years, Quad chin havin, Sell Out
TRICK.
She and her team of evil minions are completely missing what Black
people want out of BET.
We want meaningful programming, Yes we love to laugh but there's so
much more to our lives!
BET isn't helping the race at all right now, If I could I'd take that
shit off the air.
They aren't breaking any new artists unless they're teen idols.
They refuse to pay our favorite television personalities proper salaries
(Free & AJ).
0% of programming is devoted to anything remotely intelligent. Give
Cornell West or Tavis Smiley another show We can't be
about coonery all day long!
90% of the day is devoted to dumbass music videos, the pubic area of
modern cinema.
Where's the original programming BET?
No not MTV/VH1 bootlegs, ORIGINAL shit!
Kanye is getting a show on HBO, why isn't it on BET?,
Why wasn't "The Chappelle Show" on BET? Or countless other genius black
shows like The Boondocks.
I'm sure they would have been happy to do it given the chance.
Why isn't "our" channel not benefitting off of our most
influential entertainers?
Niggas are making millions off the degredation of our race over there.
Why are there still fuck ups during award shows, or regular programming
for that matter??
We've all seen it
You're sitting there watching The Parkers or some shit and it goes to
commercial mid show and then cuts back in. You ever seen that shit on
MTV??
Hip Hop is at the forefront of Entertainment right now. This should our
generations "Harlem Rennissance" but instead of reaching social
enlightenment were sinking deeper into bullshit and coonery.
Fuck BET you don't represent me, you represent that lil green
nigga Franklin.
I'm changing the channel to TVOne
That's my rant for the month
--thatboi2487
Iight I got home late from work last night and I have an early shift
today sooooo... I only had a couple minutes to spare to watch TV.
I got to see the last few minutes of "Take The Cake"
Needless to say its TRASH!
Toccarra's breasts are the stars of the show, them thangs are out
of control. They got babies starving in Malaysia, and her big ass
doin a late night game show on BET.
Talk about wasting Gods gifts.
MC Lyte was on last night looking very good, she's aging well.
And
That's the last positive thing I have to say.
This show is grossly offensive,
The questions are so easy I think I lost a couple of brain cells. I mean
do they really think black people are THAT stupid. Ask us
history questions or at least questions about old school hip
hop.
Something slightly challenging
No fuckin lie they had a challenge on there to figure out who was in a
photo by identifying their Grill.
In the words of SoHH Soulman
DEBRA LEE YOU SUCK!
Ms Piggy lookin, High yella, Uncle tom ass, Swagger jackin' MTV,
Cankle havin, Aint seen a dick in 10 years, Quad chin havin, Sell Out
TRICK.
She and her team of evil minions are completely missing what Black
people want out of BET.
We want meaningful programming, Yes we love to laugh but there's so
much more to our lives!
BET isn't helping the race at all right now, If I could I'd take that
shit off the air.
They aren't breaking any new artists unless they're teen idols.
They refuse to pay our favorite television personalities proper salaries
(Free & AJ).
0% of programming is devoted to anything remotely intelligent. Give
Cornell West or Tavis Smiley another show We can't be
about coonery all day long!
90% of the day is devoted to dumbass music videos, the pubic area of
modern cinema.
Where's the original programming BET?
No not MTV/VH1 bootlegs, ORIGINAL shit!
Kanye is getting a show on HBO, why isn't it on BET?,
Why wasn't "The Chappelle Show" on BET? Or countless other genius black
shows like The Boondocks.
I'm sure they would have been happy to do it given the chance.
Why isn't "our" channel not benefitting off of our most
influential entertainers?
Niggas are making millions off the degredation of our race over there.
Why are there still fuck ups during award shows, or regular programming
for that matter??
We've all seen it
You're sitting there watching The Parkers or some shit and it goes to
commercial mid show and then cuts back in. You ever seen that shit on
MTV??
Hip Hop is at the forefront of Entertainment right now. This should our
generations "Harlem Rennissance" but instead of reaching social
enlightenment were sinking deeper into bullshit and coonery.
Fuck BET you don't represent me, you represent that lil green
nigga Franklin.
I'm changing the channel to TVOne
That's my rant for the month
--thatboi2487
Rihanna
Rihanna
Shut up and Drive
Shut up and Drive
This is your idea of a singer Jay???
I mean I know Hov aint the best judge of talent look at Bleek. I
got a Bleek CD for "Dear Summer" once, I never even ventured past
track 2.
Every mogul succums to a P.Y.T every now and then, just cause she
gives good head you don't have to sign the bitch.
Look at Puff he didn't even smash on Cassie ole one hit
wonder ass.
I find it odd that Diddy makes the band sing for forty days
straight and Cassie don't even have to reherse??
That's neither here nor there, lets get into this bullshit.
Rhianna pulls up stuntin in a Ferrari, she steps out in some
leopard print 6 inch joints. Hair is on point, Her walk is
fierce, her body just looks amazing.
Then she went and fucked it all up by singing.
Ole girl sounds like, for lack of a better term, a cat orgy. I
mean she can't sing to start but then that fuckin accent just kind of
annoys your ears.
Conceptually I guess the video is about a gang of super models who
steal cars. Then drive them to their secret airplane hangar, Where they
pretty much just handle dangerous equipment in spandex.
Makes sense to me!
So then things get really exciting, she dances her way outside where a
drag race is being held.
I don't know for sure but I think its implied that whoever wins the race
gets to fuck.
Remember this
If you ever see Rhianna, challenge another man to a race, she is
required by some ancient Carribean law to give up the panty drawers.
No lie
Nothing else really worth mentioning happens in this video, There's a
hooptie they spray painted gold, I thought that was interesting.
Sorta
This is the quintessential sexual innuendo track for Rhianna and like
all sexual innuendo it eventually gets confusing. And you usually just
have to explain what you were trying to say in the first place.
Rhianna doesn't have that luxury, so were just left wondering what
Running all her lights means.
Maybe she has three titties?
Terrible Video, Horrible Song, Rhianna looks good though. God Bless
whoever figured out how to make that five-head monster look like
a human woman.
Listen with your ears next time Hov, I don't think your
dick hears very well.
Thatboi2487@tmail.com or gmail.com
--thatboi2487
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