If you would have told me four years ago. That Ja Rule was gonna be
making a comeback and 50 cent was close to the biggest flop of his
career. I would have deemed you retarded and walked away.
Really what happened to Fifty? His first album is an undeniable classic,
what the fuck happened?
It seems the more money he makes the more his talent seems to diminish.
If you just look at it from a singles standpoint "In tha club", to
"Candy Shop", to "Amusement Park". The first was the heaviest played
record in history. "Candy Shop" was well received but dissapointed some
fans. This lastest shit gets no play even on BET, shit Rap City don't
play his video.
So here we are on single number four
"Ayo Pornography".
That was a little too risqué for television so the most rational name
change is
"Ayo Technology"
Righttttt
The lyrics go
Ayoooo!!!/
I'm tired of using "technology"/
I need you right in front of me
What are ya'll sleeping with robots???
Naw I'm getting ahead of myself...
They sleeping with dildos
I gotta take a detour to talk about the fucking slopes Tim got on the
back of his head. I counted 7, email me if you spot any more. Dude lost a
lot of weight and I applaud his transformation but the back of his head
could become the next big ski destination.
Naw I love Timbaland as a producer, as an artist.... not so much but
he's perfected his sound over the years. You can always appreciate when
someone has really mastered their craft even if its making a hamburger,
it becomes art when its done at a certain level.
The video is set with 50, J.T., and Tim as Super Secret Porn Addicts.
What makes them Super Secret you ask?
First Fifty has a gun that can see through clothing, he uses this to
spot trannies with the big homie Ma$e.
Then there's Timbo with the holographic television that can get all
those pay-per-view porn channels playing at once.
Last but not least Justin has the powers to touch all the right spots without actually touching anything
Perfect for our less endowed caucasian brothers.
Again I'm not feeling Fif's flow his shit sounds sooo remedial. He's
desperate right now he just keeps on hitting the studio trying to pump
out a hit. It's just not working, the magic is gone.
No complaints with the hook besides the hook. Seriously why are these
niggas talkin about beating off to porn? They all make millions all of
them are relatively good looking...Well maybe not 50, he kinda looks
like the Jersey Devil.
It just doesn't feel like the mean it, Forreal these guys see more pussy
than Playtex. Justin prolly aint beat off since the Mickey Mouse Club.
Good Video though
Some WTF Moments
*Why is 50 blinded for a lap dance?
Is that the new shit?
Nigga's going to the skrip club to smell hoes now? Just open a can of Chicken on the Sea son you can acheive the same effect.
*What are all the old white men doing?
They just sitting there reading the New York Times in a brothel?
7 comments:
Future I learned my lesson and waited until I got home to read this time and Im glad I did. There too many jokes to just pick one. Spot on.
hey, how do I add you as a favorite on my blogspot? don't say instructions for that ish anywhere! Thanks, hate on :)
This is No Cents worst song ever in my opinion. I was actually feeling sorry for him when listening to this song. Its like you can hear the desperation in it.
Oh and look for the remix cut "Ayo Sodomy" featuring Game's paychecks.
LMFAO!
FREE EREAL!
hahah Ereal you crazy homie
When did 50 write this? When he was 12? C'mon now dude, don't come out with a song about you're tired of jerking the piece when I see you getting your titties rubbed by Ciara in a video.
i like the song
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