MTB4

MTB4



THE FINALE-LIVE

I'm happy to say that last nights finale did not dissapoint at all.

Diddy was in his prime and the whole event almost made you forget what a graveyard Bad Boy is....Almost.

Iight first thangs first, Who else was confuzzled by the fake MADE intro???

"I'm In!"

That made me chuckle

After the second unneccessary intro we were treated to an accapella version of "End of the Road"....Agian.

I'm so sick of that fucking song, If I never ever hear it agian it will only be too soon. I swear they made the dudes sing it every episode. No wonder Puff looked so damn bored!


He had wayyy better shit to do than listen to "End of the Road" and "Can You Stand the Rain" on loop. Like getting a mani/pedi or trying to convince his sons to wax them fuckin eyebrows.


Anyways the guys sounded Iight, Actually them niggas kinda hurt my ears.

When you got 10 guys on stage singing their hearts out for a dream its gon get ugly.

I think Donnie was catchin some 'bows to the side of the dome.

Seriously Homie was getting knocked around in between DyShon and Willie.


After that performance The Master of Ceremonies Sway came out in all his prison glory.

Sway looks like that nigga that was locked up for a couple of years and never really came out of the prison mentality.

He dont ever dress up...ever

I remember at one of them MTV awards dude was rockin a satin head wrap and some dress slacks.

At least the guys look presentable....well some of them do.

Mike lost another 14lbs and Jeremy lost some facial hair,that nigga looked straight up like a fresh shaven vagina.


We all knew he was a pussy, he really didnt have to look the part.

Sway then explains that Diddy would be making cuts throughout the show and introduced the "Dream Team" minus Boom Kack.


The new choreographer is Jamaica,who looked like she had a Minnie Mouse costume on.

But all the usuals showed up

Biv

Ankh Ra

Slam

Cox


Never one to be out-done Diddy came out to the theme of "Last Night"


I'm so trained at changing that bullshit I sat straight up and reached for the remote.



Anybody else notice that Puff wears a uniform now?

Everytime you see this nigga he got on a motorcycle-esque jacket and a white tee.


Thats a sign of aging.


My grandpa only wears Navy blue work suits and house slippers.


After his grand entrance Diddykins let the viewers ask him some questions.

First up was Jameela from Connecticut.

She kind of looked like what I envisioned Roberts boy...girlfriend to look like.


She asked Puff if he was really as crazy as he acted on the show....

You asking a man who made a video of himself peeing if he's crazy???


ok


Then there was the Bloopers

I gotta admit I was laughin my ass off when Dirty Q and Carlos woke errbdy up at 3 in the morning.

That shit woulda never happened on MTB2 though.

Babs woulda cut them niggas for fuckin with her Get Fresh sleep time.

The next morning when Qwanell was asleep they gave dude the R Kelly redlight special.
It was funny cuz he was'nt even shocked to wake up to wet sheets....


Then Diddy split the guys up into two teams

First, DeAngelo, Dysho, Robert and Donnie performed, "If It Isn't Love."

Next, Brian H., Brian A., Mike, Jeremy and Willie


I liked team 2 a lil better but I think Jeremy would have been alot more convincing if they let Jeremy switch all the "girl"s with "boy"s


I know I'm going hard on the dude but he know he gay.

After the performance Diddy makes the first cut


and its the 40 year old virgin Dy'Shon

Notears shed over that one I hardly knew dude was in the house and he look older than my pops.

After the guys pretended to be sad, Donnie hopped on the piano for a slow version of
"Exclusive"


My head really hurt after that one.

It was like a Dru Hill concert with Keith Sweat and KC and JoJo all singing simultaneously.

Shit add Beyonce in there for good measure.


Then Diddy cut Brian H for talkin that "Tryin to play me" shit.

Niggas act like Diddy dont watch the tapes.

But the show must continue


Diddy let Danity Kane out the cage for their first apperance in a couple of months.

The girls looked good though especially Dawn.
didnt she used to look like Chopper with a wig?


There was also this wierd vibe between Aubrey and Diddy

I know he was hitting it until she blew up like Brittany Spears.

Shit Dirty Q will still work with ya Aubrey that nigga has sex with lamp posts.

Then came Yung Joc's futile attempt to sell his shit album "Hustlenomics"
"Coffee Shop" is sooooooo bad!

Plus Gorilla Zoe sounded like he chain smoke car mufflers while doing gay porn part-time.
Ask Aubrey bruh you gotta spit when it comes to Diddy.


Then Puff did that dumb ass arrangement thingy.

Didnt we vote for this fuckin band? Why Diddy pretending that he's making the decision?

That shit got me heated cuz there was like 5 min left and he fuckin around, I really thought he was gonna announce another show in front of Kim's new house or something.

Then he hit us with a shocker........he was making it a 5 man band!

In the spirit of The Jackson 5 he said....
I bet ya'll $17 Qwanell gonna be dangling his child out the car window in 10 years.



Back to the Show

With 3 min left on the clock Puff chose the Robert "The Rhinestone Cowboy" as the first to make it.

Then Willie "L.L. Cool Will"
Then Qwanell "Dirty Q"
Then Brian A. "Mighty Mouse"

And last but not least

Big Mike
"Big Nigga Of The Year"


If Big Mike aint make it I woulda just turned the damn TV off really and truely.

Oh Wait theres one more thing Donnie got a solo deal with Bad Boy!
I think thats worth $500 and a Sean Jhon velour in USD.

After the announcement It was straight pandemonium!

Diddy was doing his best Tom Cruise
The Boys were crying and jumping all over each other
Ankh Ra was suckin up Slam during the confusion


I kinda felt bad for DeAngelo though my dude was just kinda lost like
"What about me Puff?...You still lookin for an assistant?"


Its kinda sad cuz after all their hard work these guys are gonna put out one or two CD's and then end up just like Danity Kane or countless others before them.

Shit New Edition will always let ya'll come on tour with them.

It's Bad Boy Baby!

Sean Kingston

Sean Kingston

Beautiful Girl

Ok I tried to ignore it but it gets on my nerves so badly I simply cannot let it die down without me venting my frustrations.

This big pie faced ass faux rude bwoy bubble gum singer.

When I first heard it I just changed the channel and passed it off as something only those top 100 radio stations would play.

A week later though I heard his annoying ass in the car while I was putting in another CD. I knew I had to hate on this shit like no other.

Before we get on the video though I have to give ya'll a lil insight into who Sean Kingston is.

Born Ka'Shon Anderson in Miami, Kingston was raised in Jamaica till he was six. That explains his thick accent....

Waittt! this dude has no accent

He has a Jamaican flag chain and a vocorder though I guess that counts kinda.

I saw an interview last week with him on Direct Effect. That lame ass host what's his face, asked him if he had ever experianced the things he wailed about. This nigga said in sixth grade his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend........

What did she hold his hand after 4th period?

That's something you should've lied about buddy.

Everything about this guy is a joke to me. From his uni-brow to his on and off patois.

The video is creative I guess I'll give that to him. Since music videos are never quite explained I'm gonna take an educated guess that he's either some kind of time traveling fat boy or he's the reincarnation of some fat boy from the 40's. Either way this nigga is fat....with a uni-brow.......and makeup on.

The song is the international anthem for kids with low self-esteem. This shit is pathetic, she's out of your league so you're not even going to try?

You sound real gay right now my niggy!

At least give the big guys of America something to root for. Big Mike never makes excuses that's why he's the Big Nigga Of The Year. This guy just sits at the bar giving ole girl the stalker eyes wishing he had the testicular fortitude to say something. That's not the kind of message you send out Sean! Fat kids already feel bad, don't tell them not to even try to get any pussy. You might prevent the birth of another Sean Kingston....

On second thought

I know ya'll heard about him getting blasted on the radio cuz he was begging a chick for some cut??

C'mon Sean!

I really think this song is a cry for help ya'll, somebody put Kingston on suicide watch for he Kurt Cobain his big ass over his virgin..ness.


Some WTF moments

*I spied Lil Mama of "Worlds Ugliest Dog" fame making a cameo. You'll see her next to Kingston while he's singing in that booth surrounded by teenage impersonators. You might mistake her for a pterodactyl in a poodle skirt.

*J.R. Rotem looks like a Scott Storch impersonator... Without the whole AIDs thing going on.

*Fun video factiod: The main video vixen is Karinne "Superhead" Steffan's little sister "Slop Jaw".