Friday, December 7, 2007

WowMarion - Girlfriend




LiL Bow Wow ft Omarion -





Girlfriend













Mannn I been waiting on this moment for a long time...



Man I been hating on these niggas for as long as I remember, Almost as long as I've hated Usher's ole Planet of the Ape's lookin ass



I'mma dedicate this post to all the niggas who had a girlfriend all enchanted by the magic of these Keebler elves.



I mean look at LiL Bow Wow this nigga is 5'6, Omarion is like 5'8 compared to the video hoes these niggas look like hobbits



Size 9 shoe wearing ass niggas...



Lets get into it!



First this whole video poorly covers up these guys love affair



Shit the whole beginning to this video is Hella gay



Sooo O is laid up with some yella at the crib and you drops everything to go meet Bow at the "Spot"



He even picked something special out to wear



???????



I mean look at that "I know he cheating" smile from Bow Wow's Blackanese model



Then Omarion got his girl feelin him up but he kinda half assed into it



I guess he outta them penis flavored toothpicks Puffy sent him...



But above all the homosexuality this video makes no sense



The song is about a special someone who they keep handcuffed day and night



So you start off thinking the first two chics are the mentioned Girlfriends



Then these niggas go a lesbian bar and leave with two other women???



Any other person would be confused by this...Not I!



Why else would gay men go to a lesbian bar??



To go meet up with some hardcore dykes and get it poppin' strap on style....



Did I go to far???



Anyways I always knew these niggas were Colon Cowboys this video was just concrete proof



In the words of Riley Freeman



"Ewww Niggah You Gay!"





Some WTF Moments!



* That last girl is one of the actresses on Hell Date, You know its bad as an actress when you playin a video trick for these midget ass niggas





* I like how O went in for a kiss and then faked homegirl out I understand tho,both of em had Mac lip gloss on, that shit might have gotten smeared.....

*Whats up with that Frankenstein-esque picture? Its like these niggas wanted to see what their love child will look like soon as Bow figure out how Tameka Foster pushed a child through her dick hole.

*Every woman in the room is taller than these cats.. Thats not a joke

2 comments:

The Game Fan said...

First of all, I take issue with you claiming either one of these dudes is any taller than 5'2. I'ma need some proof of that shit.

I ain't seen the video because it got yanked, but judging by your recap I don't need to interrupt my Christmas carols for that mess.

I don't know if the little guys are gay. I just know they are small and hope hanging together makes them feel somewhat normal.

Jonne Austin said...

ROFLMAO! This whole post is nuts! You damned sure need to write MORE.