Mannn I been waiting on this moment for a long time...
Man I been hating on these niggas for as long as I remember, Almost as long as I've hated Usher's ole Planet of the Ape's lookin ass
I'mma dedicate this post to all the niggas who had a girlfriend all enchanted by the magic of these Keebler elves.
I mean look at LiL Bow Wow this nigga is 5'6, Omarion is like 5'8 compared to the video hoes these niggas look like hobbits
Size 9 shoe wearing ass niggas...
Lets get into it!
First this whole video poorly covers up these guys love affair
Shit the whole beginning to this video is Hella gay
Sooo O is laid up with some yella at the crib and you drops everything to go meet Bow at the "Spot"
He even picked something special out to wear
???????
I mean look at that "I know he cheating" smile from Bow Wow's Blackanese model
Then Omarion got his girl feelin him up but he kinda half assed into it
I guess he outta them penis flavored toothpicks Puffy sent him...
But above all the homosexuality this video makes no sense
The song is about a special someone who they keep handcuffed day and night
So you start off thinking the first two chics are the mentioned Girlfriends
Then these niggas go a lesbian bar and leave with two other women???
Any other person would be confused by this...Not I!
Why else would gay men go to a lesbian bar??
To go meet up with some hardcore dykes and get it poppin' strap on style....
Did I go to far???
Anyways I always knew these niggas were Colon Cowboys this video was just concrete proof
In the words of Riley Freeman
Some WTF Moments!
* That last girl is one of the actresses on Hell Date, You know its bad as an actress when you playin a video trick for these midget ass niggas
* I like how O went in for a kiss and then faked homegirl out I understand tho,both of em had Mac lip gloss on, that shit might have gotten smeared.....
*Whats up with that Frankenstein-esque picture? Its like these niggas wanted to see what their love child will look like soon as Bow figure out how Tameka Foster pushed a child through her dick hole.
*Every woman in the room is taller than these cats.. Thats not a joke
2 comments:
First of all, I take issue with you claiming either one of these dudes is any taller than 5'2. I'ma need some proof of that shit.
I ain't seen the video because it got yanked, but judging by your recap I don't need to interrupt my Christmas carols for that mess.
I don't know if the little guys are gay. I just know they are small and hope hanging together makes them feel somewhat normal.
ROFLMAO! This whole post is nuts! You damned sure need to write MORE.
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