Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fifty Cent


50 A.k.a Ferrarri F50
I Get Money


This nigga's a clown and this video is his circus.

I know I've said this before but the most unfocused video ever. Most 50
videos have a weak plot, this one makes no attempt to even try.

Straight foward coonery shoved right down your throat.

I mean I know you paid for this yourself Fif, but homie you just got 100
mil!

No excuses, why you got them girls in prop spinny chairs????

White girl contortionists?
Dancing Baby's in Kangols?
The combo Dumb Out/Jerk Off Dance??

I'm soo confused!

He's trying his fuckin hardest to get us to buy his weed plate of an
album.

Look at the marquee at the bottom!

Not so Subliminal Messaging runs throughout the video. Some of its
propaganda reads

OBEY KING 50
#1
THIS IS HIP HOP
I RUN NEW YORK
WATCH THIS SUCKA

And my personal favorite
PAY ATTENTION STUPID!

Its not working Fif, unless you see me at Best Buy and put a gun to my
head I'm not buying.

In the words of George Dubya
"Fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled
agian"

Yeaaaa nigga I remember "Gatman" I wanted to see if that Tahoe you got
is really bomb-proof after that bullshit.

There's no focus to this shit all so here's some WTF moments

*Why is all of G-UNIT in the background faux-beating their meat? That's
not a dance niggas, it looks like ya'll about to do some bukkake porn to
be honest.

*Why is 50 feeding his 8 yr old boy? I'm very sure he can drink all on
his own by now. Shit he didn't even look the least bit uncomfortable. I
know when I was 8 if my dad tried to do that shit I'd be calling CPS.

*That poor Chi-Negro girl skinning up her gorgeous knees on the top of
that Lambo was very sad. Don't these video hoochies have a union or
something? They working these working girls to death! They gotta
dance,look good all day, and give blowjobs to the crew!

That's ridiculous!

Ya'll need to band together and fight for your human rights! No blowjobs
after 12 dammit!

Ok I'm gonna stop cuz I think I'm starting to like this video.

Love him or hate him the nigga is a marketing genius

9 comments:

The Game Fan said...

I'm a beat junkie and I really love the production on this song, but in order for me to like the whole song the lyrics gotta flow a certain way and 50 just doesn't have it. He reminds me of Mase. They have a retarded sounding flow that does nothing for me. Couple that with this cheap ass video and you got straight garbage. I think its time for 50 to sit down for a minute.

*Future* said...

Production is on point no doubt, they used samples from Cassidy's "I'm a Hustla" (ironic cuz in that video Cassidy was goin at 50.) And Audio Two's "Top Billin". Crazy beat but 50 just sounds kinda jumbled on it like he was forcing his flow in some places. Like his line about Vitamin Water where he goes "what the fuck" at the end that sounds really strange.

Anonymous said...

About the marquee, You forgot "Im stanky rich"

Anonymous said...

How could you forget "I'm stanky rich"??? But yeah 50 sounds like he's trying to hard on this. Future have you heard of www.illdoctrine.com ? It's an online video blog. It's pretty good.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I thought i would come down here and check you out for the first time. Good job Future, this video DOES suck. PEACE brotha
Breezy
See, I can show love!

*Future* said...

Damn yall know I had put stanky rich as my personal favorite but then I saw pay attention stupid and that took the crown

Thanks Breezy

*Future* said...

Ill check it out right now Mike

amberlin said...

ummm ill be on call for blow jobs after 12....just a thought, do they have medical and dental???

*Future* said...

No dental, kinda unfortunate since their mouth is their livelihood.

The email's
Thatboi2487@tmail.com

We can discuss some of the practices and shit