Showing posts with label 50 Cent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 50 Cent. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fifty Cent


50 A.k.a Ferrarri F50
I Get Money


This nigga's a clown and this video is his circus.

I know I've said this before but the most unfocused video ever. Most 50
videos have a weak plot, this one makes no attempt to even try.

Straight foward coonery shoved right down your throat.

I mean I know you paid for this yourself Fif, but homie you just got 100
mil!

No excuses, why you got them girls in prop spinny chairs????

White girl contortionists?
Dancing Baby's in Kangols?
The combo Dumb Out/Jerk Off Dance??

I'm soo confused!

He's trying his fuckin hardest to get us to buy his weed plate of an
album.

Look at the marquee at the bottom!

Not so Subliminal Messaging runs throughout the video. Some of its
propaganda reads

OBEY KING 50
#1
THIS IS HIP HOP
I RUN NEW YORK
WATCH THIS SUCKA

And my personal favorite
PAY ATTENTION STUPID!

Its not working Fif, unless you see me at Best Buy and put a gun to my
head I'm not buying.

In the words of George Dubya
"Fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled
agian"

Yeaaaa nigga I remember "Gatman" I wanted to see if that Tahoe you got
is really bomb-proof after that bullshit.

There's no focus to this shit all so here's some WTF moments

*Why is all of G-UNIT in the background faux-beating their meat? That's
not a dance niggas, it looks like ya'll about to do some bukkake porn to
be honest.

*Why is 50 feeding his 8 yr old boy? I'm very sure he can drink all on
his own by now. Shit he didn't even look the least bit uncomfortable. I
know when I was 8 if my dad tried to do that shit I'd be calling CPS.

*That poor Chi-Negro girl skinning up her gorgeous knees on the top of
that Lambo was very sad. Don't these video hoochies have a union or
something? They working these working girls to death! They gotta
dance,look good all day, and give blowjobs to the crew!

That's ridiculous!

Ya'll need to band together and fight for your human rights! No blowjobs
after 12 dammit!

Ok I'm gonna stop cuz I think I'm starting to like this video.

Love him or hate him the nigga is a marketing genius