Rihanna

Rihanna
Shut up and Drive

This is your idea of a singer Jay???

I mean I know Hov aint the best judge of talent look at Bleek. I
got a Bleek CD for "Dear Summer" once, I never even ventured past
track 2.

Every mogul succums to a P.Y.T every now and then, just cause she
gives good head you don't have to sign the bitch.

Look at Puff he didn't even smash on Cassie ole one hit
wonder ass.

I find it odd that Diddy makes the band sing for forty days
straight and Cassie don't even have to reherse??

That's neither here nor there, lets get into this bullshit.

Rhianna pulls up stuntin in a Ferrari, she steps out in some
leopard print 6 inch joints. Hair is on point, Her walk is
fierce, her body just looks amazing.

Then she went and fucked it all up by singing.

Ole girl sounds like, for lack of a better term, a cat orgy. I
mean she can't sing to start but then that fuckin accent just kind of
annoys your ears.

Conceptually I guess the video is about a gang of super models who
steal cars. Then drive them to their secret airplane hangar, Where they
pretty much just handle dangerous equipment in spandex.

Makes sense to me!

So then things get really exciting, she dances her way outside where a
drag race is being held.

I don't know for sure but I think its implied that whoever wins the race
gets to fuck.

Remember this

If you ever see Rhianna, challenge another man to a race, she is
required by some ancient Carribean law to give up the panty drawers.

No lie

Nothing else really worth mentioning happens in this video, There's a
hooptie they spray painted gold, I thought that was interesting.

Sorta

This is the quintessential sexual innuendo track for Rhianna and like
all sexual innuendo it eventually gets confusing. And you usually just
have to explain what you were trying to say in the first place.
Rhianna doesn't have that luxury, so were just left wondering what
Running all her lights means.

Maybe she has three titties?

Terrible Video, Horrible Song, Rhianna looks good though. God Bless
whoever figured out how to make that five-head monster look like
a human woman.

Listen with your ears next time Hov, I don't think your
dick hears very well.

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--thatboi2487