Making the Band 4
Old Vs. New
I got Breezy shook after one post yall, she destroying my shit like FBI files.
Believe that talent will always shine through all the bullshit though.
Before I dive headfirst into murdering Breezy on her own shit. I have to inform the fam of something that's been heavy on my mind for some time now....... Is it just me or Is there a homosexual vampire on the new MTB?
I haven't watched this season til last night and I thought that niggas face was a joke. I was like why is the vocal coach wearing a halloween mask? I don't care call me superstitious, call me crazy, that nigga is a bonafide Blood/Dick sucker.
I know yall saw that movie The Witches back in 90'....... Ok maybe you didn't but...
http://www.ditmoetjezien.nl/images/155x0/ad79v0x05380d47c681228y4.jpg
Don't he look just like that shit???
Anyways this week Puff Diddy decided his pre-selected man bitches weren't enough to make the ultimate boy band.
We all know his eye for talent is unrivaled. I mean B5, Dream, Loon, Mario Winans, Cassie. The list goes on!
So Diddy sends his minion Mike Biv over to give the boyssss the bad news.
The four niggas they just got rid of are being replaced with four new "talented vocalists". They take it to heart, I thought I saw Chris tear up a bit. ... Okay I'm gassin it but he look like that type of nigga.
So Sean clinked two bottles of cris together whispered the magic words "Badddd Boyyyy Come out and Playyyy!" and assembled the dream team.
Along with the usuals, Bink Dawg and Jack Knight joined in on the "dream crushing" fun. Soon they assembled a group of 11 hopefuls ready and willing to do anything for Diddy. { On a sidenote, WHY?,Why?,Why? Would anyone wanna be on Bad Boy? I can't even remember the girls from last season, Diddy let you put out one CD and then keeps you around to get triple grande carmel macchiattos *made only with the finest cambodian breast milk* }
Back at the house the old guys are putting together an 80's montage. Working out, Dancing, Doing Vocal Excercises all while making sure they don't sweat their foundation off. Ask Prince that shit is Hard!.
Back with the Legion of Doom the new guys are singing " On Bended Knee " onto my list of songs never to listen to, Ever. Right below "Last Night". Well Diddles decides that he's gonna pay the guys a visit with his new bitches and see how they react. When he gets to the flat.... Surprise, Surprise! The guys are asleep, 80's montages are exhausting, What did you expect?
P Daddy took that to heart and decided to make these niggas battle.....Sing Battle. First up is Ace Boogy agianst Brian, Ace thought he had it locked. Then Brian murked that nigga, I thought he was gonna pull out the "Oh You Mad Cuz I'm Stylin On You".
Next Puffarelli had the boyssss sing in pairs to weed out the weaker singers. He was letting some of em rock but most he sent back with the quickness. When it was Chris turn to sing he gave it his all....Too bad he sounded like keith sweat with his balls in a meat grinder. I think his singing was almost as bad as Puffys acting in Carlitos Way......Almost.
It was all too evident who was gonna get to steppin after that. I was kinda surprised he got rid of Dre though. Shit Dre was too! That nigga cried like he lost his pet pony. Then he begged to have another chance! Take your dismissal like a man bruh! That nigga Chris is softer than jello and he walked away with his dignity plus he pulled Ankh Ra number.
Take That, Take That!
SOHH hit a nigga up
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
About Me
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Gorilla Zoe
Gorrilla Zoe
Hood N(F)igga
Hood N(F)igga
This song has been playin on the radio constantly. I don't listen to that payola driven bullshit but errtime I change CDs this niggas voice assaults me.
There was something sooo familiar about his voice...
It took me awhile but I got it!
He sound just like Tone Loc!
Remember the Funky Cold Medina?
I don't either.... but he was in BeBe's Kids and every black child alive in the early 90s remembers that movie.
Well Gorilla Zoe, who pronounces his moniker Zo, I guess the E is silent.
His mother was a very insensitive woman.
But all those years of school yard ridicule made him into what he is today. A Hood Nigga with a mean mug only to be rivaled by 50.
The video kicks off with Zoě in a old school drop top pulling up to some Breezys house. He draws the ladies in with pure animal magnetism.
Plus his speakers so loud they can't focus on his ugly ass.
Seriously Zoë looks like Timbaland's long lost brother.
Oh my bad that was a typo
He looks like Timbaland's, pit bull's, long lost brother.
Sorry bout that
This is your everyday "I'm Hood" video so of course they have the quintessential slabs, women of ill repute, and low quality jewelry.
Wait,Wait,Wait!
There's a twist!
He transforms ordinary niggas into extraordinary "Hood Niggas" like himself.
Say you're playing basketball but you just can't make a three.
Zoë will loan you his, hood...ness and transform you into a ugly fat nigga who still can't make the basket.
Thanks Gorilla Zoè!!
Another Odd thing I noticed was when ZoÊ was listing all the "bad bitches" he keeps enslaved. The editor was way off with the girls, look closely the white girl is supposed to be red or brown. Shit I couldn't follow it myself but I know the shit was off.
I mean maybe I'm just being too critical but these videos cost hundreds of thousands and they still fuckin up? Niggas need to go back to DeVry forreal.
Young Joc of "Its Goin Down" fame makes a cameo. Looking mighty dapper with his etch-a-sketch fade and flashing his ugly ass chain. Man even Ghostface laughin at this Nigga! and he wears a bathrobe and a golden eagle bracelet to formal events!
You know how many young children died in Sierra Leone to get him that gaudy piece of fecal matter?
None
That shit is straight Cubic Zirconium!
Its iight Joc we know Puff requires 80% and the use of your asshole over at Bad Boy.
Times is hard
This video sucked and the song is even worse look on the bright side Zoé. You're signed to Bad Boy for life........
Nevermind you prolly better off pulling a *Houston
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
MTB4
MTB4
Fight Night
What's good yall?
This episode was crazy!
Lets just get into to it, The first 30 minutes don't really matter so
imma just highlight a few of the noteworthy moments for ya'll.
* Big Mike needs to win the Christopher Wallace Big Nigga Award. Every
episode this nigga shows and proves that he can do anything despite that
extra 150 lbs or so. This episode he was wreckin shop on the court and
he knocked Eric out in the ring. This nigga can go out to any Waffle
House in the US and somebody gonna pay for his shit.
*John outting himself on television was classic to me. I always thought
he was a little questionable but he showed his true colors last night.
First off when he gets beat on the court he starts bitchin about
running. The only thing is he was the last game so he really only had to
run about 10 minutes.
Then he got his monkey ass beat in the boxing ring. Q straight lied to
this nigga and said he was gonna take it easy. When they got in the ring
though Q attacked this nigga like an animal. Even though Qwanell won I
feel like both them hoes lost it, Q hit em with a windmill punch to the
nose.
The windmill should only be used by 8 yr old girls on the block.
Automatic DQ!
All I know is if a nigga catch me off guard and bust my nose with a
windmill punch. The next round I'm gonna hit him with a sucka punch to
the balls.
That's just me
Then this fruit loop calls his momma to tell her he got his ass
whooped.
Are you allergic to pussy John?
After this no woman with eyes will want to ever give up the stooch. Go
head and open that magical golden door we know you gay now.
*Qwanell professes his love for Laurie Ann
I mean I would fuck her for days
The crazy ones always the freakiest!
But...Qwanell's a little extreme...
To summarize he wants a girl to dominate him.
He the type to have a chick horse whipping his balls
Not a good look bruh
Enough of the bullshit lets get to the meat of the matter.
Laurie Ann is a certified bi-polar bear
The boyss have to learn a very difficult dance routine in a day. And
Laurie Anns loud ass will accept nothing less than perfection from our
Bad Boy hopefuls.
I'm now convinced that Laurie Ann's voice is directly connected to her
clitoris. She just yells to yell now. The most ridiculous shit flys
outta her dick trap.
Gotcha! Gotcha!
Anyways Johnny boy decides he has had enuff of this broads scratchy ass
voice and calls it quits. He does so very respectfully and then Laurie
fuckin wigs out. Yelling such Quotables as
"Gets to steppin Negro!"
"One monkey nigga don't stop the show!"
"Ya'll shoulda punched money in the eye!"
She lost her gotdamn mind for a second there, but she was right one
closeted homosexual doesn't stop the show. So the boyss danced on
through Laurie Anns torture session.
Then she called up Juliuss, he was trying his hardest and then...Snap
I thought "money" was just upset and frustrated at Laurie.
Then they showed him crying like he got shot, shit he shoulda acted like
he got shot. At least that woulda been excuse enough to cry on
television.
************Attention*************
Next time you see this episode watch closely or TiVo when they're
lifting J into the ambulance.
Laurie Ann has a fuckin smile on her face
She's demented
And after this crazy ass day somebody gots to get the boot!
Aint that fucked up?
The singin round was uninspiring they really gotta get some new songs!
If I hear Dan sing let it burn one more time I'm gonna find his address
and go spit in the green bean casserole on Thanksgiving.
*White folk love Green Bean Casserole*
Soooo. They get back to the dance studio for eliminations and Juliuss is
sweating bullets. He don't know if that heartless homo Diddy is gonna
let him stay.
He was trying though Ya'll see him dancing in his crutches??
Surprise, Surprise! The Boysss don't know the routine. Especially
Qwanell, he was too busy bustin off to Laurie's insanity to pay
attention.
So Puff Daddy, Biv, and Laurie Ann all huddle together to decide on the
guys performances. The question of how long the practice session was
came up somehow.
Laurie immediately started to fiddle with her hair and replied "Only
Today" Puff looked at her like WTF!
Turns out she was supposed to be on her job all weekend and MTV couldn't
get ahold of her.
So Diddy asks for a new choreographer and Laurie starts with the
"Can I interject?"
No Trick you can't interject
You shoulda been on your job teaching them dumb fucks how to dance that
routine.
For the second time Diddy asks her to remove herself from the room.
Somebody shoulda punched money in the eye..... Oh yeah they hit her with
a chair.
That's better anyways
One monkey nigga don't stop the show though! Cuts must occur and S curls
must roll.
I gotta admit to yall I went to sleep after this but I'm sure nothing
else interesting happened.
The whole show was very anti-climatic and I was dissapointed. While
there were some
jewels, my expectaions were too high.
Fight Night
What's good yall?
This episode was crazy!
Lets just get into to it, The first 30 minutes don't really matter so
imma just highlight a few of the noteworthy moments for ya'll.
* Big Mike needs to win the Christopher Wallace Big Nigga Award. Every
episode this nigga shows and proves that he can do anything despite that
extra 150 lbs or so. This episode he was wreckin shop on the court and
he knocked Eric out in the ring. This nigga can go out to any Waffle
House in the US and somebody gonna pay for his shit.
*John outting himself on television was classic to me. I always thought
he was a little questionable but he showed his true colors last night.
First off when he gets beat on the court he starts bitchin about
running. The only thing is he was the last game so he really only had to
run about 10 minutes.
Then he got his monkey ass beat in the boxing ring. Q straight lied to
this nigga and said he was gonna take it easy. When they got in the ring
though Q attacked this nigga like an animal. Even though Qwanell won I
feel like both them hoes lost it, Q hit em with a windmill punch to the
nose.
The windmill should only be used by 8 yr old girls on the block.
Automatic DQ!
All I know is if a nigga catch me off guard and bust my nose with a
windmill punch. The next round I'm gonna hit him with a sucka punch to
the balls.
That's just me
Then this fruit loop calls his momma to tell her he got his ass
whooped.
Are you allergic to pussy John?
After this no woman with eyes will want to ever give up the stooch. Go
head and open that magical golden door we know you gay now.
*Qwanell professes his love for Laurie Ann
I mean I would fuck her for days
The crazy ones always the freakiest!
But...Qwanell's a little extreme...
To summarize he wants a girl to dominate him.
He the type to have a chick horse whipping his balls
Not a good look bruh
Enough of the bullshit lets get to the meat of the matter.
Laurie Ann is a certified bi-polar bear
The boyss have to learn a very difficult dance routine in a day. And
Laurie Anns loud ass will accept nothing less than perfection from our
Bad Boy hopefuls.
I'm now convinced that Laurie Ann's voice is directly connected to her
clitoris. She just yells to yell now. The most ridiculous shit flys
outta her dick trap.
Gotcha! Gotcha!
Anyways Johnny boy decides he has had enuff of this broads scratchy ass
voice and calls it quits. He does so very respectfully and then Laurie
fuckin wigs out. Yelling such Quotables as
"Gets to steppin Negro!"
"One monkey nigga don't stop the show!"
"Ya'll shoulda punched money in the eye!"
She lost her gotdamn mind for a second there, but she was right one
closeted homosexual doesn't stop the show. So the boyss danced on
through Laurie Anns torture session.
Then she called up Juliuss, he was trying his hardest and then...Snap
I thought "money" was just upset and frustrated at Laurie.
Then they showed him crying like he got shot, shit he shoulda acted like
he got shot. At least that woulda been excuse enough to cry on
television.
************Attention*************
Next time you see this episode watch closely or TiVo when they're
lifting J into the ambulance.
Laurie Ann has a fuckin smile on her face
She's demented
And after this crazy ass day somebody gots to get the boot!
Aint that fucked up?
The singin round was uninspiring they really gotta get some new songs!
If I hear Dan sing let it burn one more time I'm gonna find his address
and go spit in the green bean casserole on Thanksgiving.
*White folk love Green Bean Casserole*
Soooo. They get back to the dance studio for eliminations and Juliuss is
sweating bullets. He don't know if that heartless homo Diddy is gonna
let him stay.
He was trying though Ya'll see him dancing in his crutches??
Surprise, Surprise! The Boysss don't know the routine. Especially
Qwanell, he was too busy bustin off to Laurie's insanity to pay
attention.
So Puff Daddy, Biv, and Laurie Ann all huddle together to decide on the
guys performances. The question of how long the practice session was
came up somehow.
Laurie immediately started to fiddle with her hair and replied "Only
Today" Puff looked at her like WTF!
Turns out she was supposed to be on her job all weekend and MTV couldn't
get ahold of her.
So Diddy asks for a new choreographer and Laurie starts with the
"Can I interject?"
No Trick you can't interject
You shoulda been on your job teaching them dumb fucks how to dance that
routine.
For the second time Diddy asks her to remove herself from the room.
Somebody shoulda punched money in the eye..... Oh yeah they hit her with
a chair.
That's better anyways
One monkey nigga don't stop the show though! Cuts must occur and S curls
must roll.
I gotta admit to yall I went to sleep after this but I'm sure nothing
else interesting happened.
The whole show was very anti-climatic and I was dissapointed. While
there were some
jewels, my expectaions were too high.
Monday, July 23, 2007
And Another One
Diddy
Through the Pain
Through the Pain
(Click pic for vid)
He's done it again!
Every time this Egomaniacal ass negro supposedly "Gets his heart
broken". He hits up the studio a pumps out a puss-tastic sob story.
Nigga first off you cheated on your childrens mother publicly like 5
times. Even a gold digger gotta pack it up after that, you don't pay
them that much.
I bet Kim shit bout to fall off after all the STD's Puffarelli done
brought home.
Them Kenyan Lion Crabs don't play boy!
He's enlisted Mario Winans for the task of getting his money back.
Puff told him he could record another album if he sang Kim back into
submission.
Too bad Mario can't sing *Esta Rolle into his sheets.
Looks like its 1.2 mil a year for you Diddykins.
So this video is classic Diddy
Light skinned models
Exotic Cars
That Fuckin Toothpick!
What is it with that damn toothpick Puff?
You got an oral fixation?
You used to suck your thumb as a child?
No I got it, That shit is penis flavored so when he has to do anything
heterosexual he don't throw up on his Sean Jhon V Neck.
Soooo.. The plot of the video is that Puff is depressed.
So Mario rolls over and suggests a stripper run.
Hey it works for PacMan Jones
Seriously though, this is why the nigga is 37 and single.
If you trying to get your girl back
1. Don't Make a Video in a mock titty bar
2. Don't cast the least attractive video girl as Kim, Yall notice that
shit?
Everytime he sees a gorgeous woman, his aviators magically transform
them into this semi-average chick.
????????
Game recognize Game Puff, Right now you lookin real unfamiliar!
Take an L Puff
She left you for a very good reason
You a asshole
1. Don't Make a Video in a mock titty bar
2. Don't cast the least attractive video girl as Kim, Yall notice that
shit?
Everytime he sees a gorgeous woman, his aviators magically transform
them into this semi-average chick.
????????
Game recognize Game Puff, Right now you lookin real unfamiliar!
Take an L Puff
She left you for a very good reason
You a asshole
*
Monthly Rant
Slow Day
Iight I got home late from work last night and I have an early shift
today sooooo... I only had a couple minutes to spare to watch TV.
I got to see the last few minutes of "Take The Cake"
Needless to say its TRASH!
Toccarra's breasts are the stars of the show, them thangs are out
of control. They got babies starving in Malaysia, and her big ass
doin a late night game show on BET.
Talk about wasting Gods gifts.
MC Lyte was on last night looking very good, she's aging well.
And
That's the last positive thing I have to say.
This show is grossly offensive,
The questions are so easy I think I lost a couple of brain cells. I mean
do they really think black people are THAT stupid. Ask us
history questions or at least questions about old school hip
hop.
Something slightly challenging
No fuckin lie they had a challenge on there to figure out who was in a
photo by identifying their Grill.
In the words of SoHH Soulman
DEBRA LEE YOU SUCK!
Ms Piggy lookin, High yella, Uncle tom ass, Swagger jackin' MTV,
Cankle havin, Aint seen a dick in 10 years, Quad chin havin, Sell Out
TRICK.
She and her team of evil minions are completely missing what Black
people want out of BET.
We want meaningful programming, Yes we love to laugh but there's so
much more to our lives!
BET isn't helping the race at all right now, If I could I'd take that
shit off the air.
They aren't breaking any new artists unless they're teen idols.
They refuse to pay our favorite television personalities proper salaries
(Free & AJ).
0% of programming is devoted to anything remotely intelligent. Give
Cornell West or Tavis Smiley another show We can't be
about coonery all day long!
90% of the day is devoted to dumbass music videos, the pubic area of
modern cinema.
Where's the original programming BET?
No not MTV/VH1 bootlegs, ORIGINAL shit!
Kanye is getting a show on HBO, why isn't it on BET?,
Why wasn't "The Chappelle Show" on BET? Or countless other genius black
shows like The Boondocks.
I'm sure they would have been happy to do it given the chance.
Why isn't "our" channel not benefitting off of our most
influential entertainers?
Niggas are making millions off the degredation of our race over there.
Why are there still fuck ups during award shows, or regular programming
for that matter??
We've all seen it
You're sitting there watching The Parkers or some shit and it goes to
commercial mid show and then cuts back in. You ever seen that shit on
MTV??
Hip Hop is at the forefront of Entertainment right now. This should our
generations "Harlem Rennissance" but instead of reaching social
enlightenment were sinking deeper into bullshit and coonery.
Fuck BET you don't represent me, you represent that lil green
nigga Franklin.
I'm changing the channel to TVOne
That's my rant for the month
--thatboi2487
Iight I got home late from work last night and I have an early shift
today sooooo... I only had a couple minutes to spare to watch TV.
I got to see the last few minutes of "Take The Cake"
Needless to say its TRASH!
Toccarra's breasts are the stars of the show, them thangs are out
of control. They got babies starving in Malaysia, and her big ass
doin a late night game show on BET.
Talk about wasting Gods gifts.
MC Lyte was on last night looking very good, she's aging well.
And
That's the last positive thing I have to say.
This show is grossly offensive,
The questions are so easy I think I lost a couple of brain cells. I mean
do they really think black people are THAT stupid. Ask us
history questions or at least questions about old school hip
hop.
Something slightly challenging
No fuckin lie they had a challenge on there to figure out who was in a
photo by identifying their Grill.
In the words of SoHH Soulman
DEBRA LEE YOU SUCK!
Ms Piggy lookin, High yella, Uncle tom ass, Swagger jackin' MTV,
Cankle havin, Aint seen a dick in 10 years, Quad chin havin, Sell Out
TRICK.
She and her team of evil minions are completely missing what Black
people want out of BET.
We want meaningful programming, Yes we love to laugh but there's so
much more to our lives!
BET isn't helping the race at all right now, If I could I'd take that
shit off the air.
They aren't breaking any new artists unless they're teen idols.
They refuse to pay our favorite television personalities proper salaries
(Free & AJ).
0% of programming is devoted to anything remotely intelligent. Give
Cornell West or Tavis Smiley another show We can't be
about coonery all day long!
90% of the day is devoted to dumbass music videos, the pubic area of
modern cinema.
Where's the original programming BET?
No not MTV/VH1 bootlegs, ORIGINAL shit!
Kanye is getting a show on HBO, why isn't it on BET?,
Why wasn't "The Chappelle Show" on BET? Or countless other genius black
shows like The Boondocks.
I'm sure they would have been happy to do it given the chance.
Why isn't "our" channel not benefitting off of our most
influential entertainers?
Niggas are making millions off the degredation of our race over there.
Why are there still fuck ups during award shows, or regular programming
for that matter??
We've all seen it
You're sitting there watching The Parkers or some shit and it goes to
commercial mid show and then cuts back in. You ever seen that shit on
MTV??
Hip Hop is at the forefront of Entertainment right now. This should our
generations "Harlem Rennissance" but instead of reaching social
enlightenment were sinking deeper into bullshit and coonery.
Fuck BET you don't represent me, you represent that lil green
nigga Franklin.
I'm changing the channel to TVOne
That's my rant for the month
--thatboi2487
Rihanna
Rihanna
Shut up and Drive
Shut up and Drive
This is your idea of a singer Jay???
I mean I know Hov aint the best judge of talent look at Bleek. I
got a Bleek CD for "Dear Summer" once, I never even ventured past
track 2.
Every mogul succums to a P.Y.T every now and then, just cause she
gives good head you don't have to sign the bitch.
Look at Puff he didn't even smash on Cassie ole one hit
wonder ass.
I find it odd that Diddy makes the band sing for forty days
straight and Cassie don't even have to reherse??
That's neither here nor there, lets get into this bullshit.
Rhianna pulls up stuntin in a Ferrari, she steps out in some
leopard print 6 inch joints. Hair is on point, Her walk is
fierce, her body just looks amazing.
Then she went and fucked it all up by singing.
Ole girl sounds like, for lack of a better term, a cat orgy. I
mean she can't sing to start but then that fuckin accent just kind of
annoys your ears.
Conceptually I guess the video is about a gang of super models who
steal cars. Then drive them to their secret airplane hangar, Where they
pretty much just handle dangerous equipment in spandex.
Makes sense to me!
So then things get really exciting, she dances her way outside where a
drag race is being held.
I don't know for sure but I think its implied that whoever wins the race
gets to fuck.
Remember this
If you ever see Rhianna, challenge another man to a race, she is
required by some ancient Carribean law to give up the panty drawers.
No lie
Nothing else really worth mentioning happens in this video, There's a
hooptie they spray painted gold, I thought that was interesting.
Sorta
This is the quintessential sexual innuendo track for Rhianna and like
all sexual innuendo it eventually gets confusing. And you usually just
have to explain what you were trying to say in the first place.
Rhianna doesn't have that luxury, so were just left wondering what
Running all her lights means.
Maybe she has three titties?
Terrible Video, Horrible Song, Rhianna looks good though. God Bless
whoever figured out how to make that five-head monster look like
a human woman.
Listen with your ears next time Hov, I don't think your
dick hears very well.
Thatboi2487@tmail.com or gmail.com
--thatboi2487
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Throwback Post
Super Sweet 18
Chris Brown
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1564073&vid=161557
Full Episode Link
What's Really Good Fam? Iight its gonna be hard for me to hate on
this one. Usually Super Sweet Sixteen get the channel flip with the
quickness. This is different Chris Brown is spending his own
money and has a rightful sense of entitlement.
With that being said lets dive into it.
This show begins with our favorite teen crooner on the hunt for the
perfect place to throw his private party. His search leads him to the
swanky 40/40 club owned by the Jigga Man.
You'll never guess what the theme of his party is!..... Micheal
Jackson, Ironic cuz that's the theme of his career too....
Well they say it was an "Off The Wall" party but wasn't nothin
themed but the Go-Go Hoes. Shit when my lil cousin had a Princess
Party he at least had Cinderella there (Don't ask).
That's a whole different story though, that I don't enjoy explaining.
Moving on, Chris then takes a trip to the car shop where his new
Lamborgini is sitting stock. He leaves the technical shit to the owner
who looks thrilled to be getting some of that nigga money.
Shit I would be too!, these entertainers don't care what the fuck you
add on.
"Yea we gonna get you them diamond encrusted brake calipers over
there and top it off with the gold seat belts."
Niggas just be cheesin hard like "Wait til Superhead see me in
this!".
He goes and checks on his dancers for his Grand entrance next. He was
going to have a full drill team follow him down the street like a mini
parade.
Tell me why the choreographer looks like he actually paid someone to
make him look like an even bigger queen.
Its just not enough that he's a choreographer, he has to rock the
mohawk too.
Hold up not just any mohawk either he had swiggles cut all in his
shit.
Nigga looked like Denis Rodman back when he was important.
Well everything checked out with Mr. Sweet T and the dancers
looked great so C.B. called it a night.
The next morning he had a charity celebrity basketball game and
everybody was there. Just to name a few I saw Juelz Santana, Jim Jones ,
and the rapping standard poodle...I think its name was Remy Ma or
somethin.
When the game started, I started to think God did way too much for this
nigga.
Not only is dude rich, tall, and handsome on top of that the nigga can
ball! It was so easy for him he was doin the chicken noodle soup between
plays.
Well maybe he was just a big fish in a very small pond because it don't
look like Jim has done any type of running since the Rucker.
On top of all that he had the girls section lookin like a gospel tent
they were crying and shit.
Now that's something I've never understood ladies, Do ya'll love them so
much that it makes you lose your humanity?
Ya'll turn into these feral animals, I heard of one story back
when B2K was hit where a 15 yr old jumped off a bridge onto their tour
bus.
That shit is crazy!
That night was his party but before he had the one at 40/40 he had one
for the fans. That shit was an *Aquarium I would have
loved to be there! There was seriously not a dude in the crowd.
Well the night's main event was Lil Mama performing who, in my opinion,
Is a sub-human creature. I'm sorry, every time I see that lil
girl I throw up in my mouth a little, she's prolly one of the few
where makeup makes it worse.
After her performance Chris decided he didn't want to be raped so he
jetted off to the 40/40. There was one problem though, The party was
poppin without him! Nobody was outside to see his Grand Entrance. So
in true Sweet Sixteen fashion he told everybody to get they ass outside
so they could envy him. I gotta hand it to him the entrance was pretty
tight and the girls was pretty hyped up afterwards there was one gay guy
there tho that looked wayyy too excited. His eyes were all lit up
and shit, lookin like he just saw a discount rack of purple gucci v
necks. I think Gyant owns a shirt just like that.
Hmmmmmmmmm?
While the party was hype it was lacking in the celebrity department.
Only celebrity I noticed that showed was Rhianna ole alien ass. While
she's looking a lot better now she still reminds me of that blue thing
off of "The 5th Element".
Ya'll remember that right? Okay maybe you don't, Let me jog your
memory's
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/m_bp_diva.jpg
Don't she look just like that shit???
Next came my favorite moment in Television this week.
Someone rushed over to Chris with a phone like "Its Micheal
Jackson!" Chris got so giddy after that he kinda reminded me of that
gay nigga I mentioned earlier.
So they make a big production out of it, they put him on speaker and
tell everybody to shut up.
A minute passes by and a voice says "Hold please, prepare to speak to
Mr. Jackson". There was another long pause then a noise like the
phone being passed, Chris was like "Hello!?! This is Chris!?!
Helloooo?!?" then Mike straight hung up.
I thought I heard a faint "Stop swagger jackin bitch!" but that's
just me.
Chris took it in stride though and immediately was like "Fuck it,
Lets Dance!". I don't care what nobody say that nigga can dance his
ass off.
He be doin shit it would take me a month to learn, and while everybody
else was having fun Rhianna ole boring ass was lookin like this.
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/m_bp_diva.jpg
Had to do it agian!
Next it was the essential flaunt your new car segment of the show. The
lambo arrived in all its glory, color matched rims, new exhaust,
custom microwave in that shit.
One girl was like "That car is sick yo!" a fairly normal
statement except she sounded like Morgan Freeman.
I don't understand how them NY chicks be getting those deep ass voices
that shit is not attractive. Must be them quarter waters.
The show ends with Chris in the Lambo driving off into the night. I
imagine he cried in the car, Mike was dirty for that one.
SOHH hit me up
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
*Aquarium- A gathering comprised mostly of women (See
Sausage Fest)
I Love You Breezy
Chris Brown
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1564073&vid=161557
Full Episode Link
What's Really Good Fam? Iight its gonna be hard for me to hate on
this one. Usually Super Sweet Sixteen get the channel flip with the
quickness. This is different Chris Brown is spending his own
money and has a rightful sense of entitlement.
With that being said lets dive into it.
This show begins with our favorite teen crooner on the hunt for the
perfect place to throw his private party. His search leads him to the
swanky 40/40 club owned by the Jigga Man.
You'll never guess what the theme of his party is!..... Micheal
Jackson, Ironic cuz that's the theme of his career too....
Well they say it was an "Off The Wall" party but wasn't nothin
themed but the Go-Go Hoes. Shit when my lil cousin had a Princess
Party he at least had Cinderella there (Don't ask).
That's a whole different story though, that I don't enjoy explaining.
Moving on, Chris then takes a trip to the car shop where his new
Lamborgini is sitting stock. He leaves the technical shit to the owner
who looks thrilled to be getting some of that nigga money.
Shit I would be too!, these entertainers don't care what the fuck you
add on.
"Yea we gonna get you them diamond encrusted brake calipers over
there and top it off with the gold seat belts."
Niggas just be cheesin hard like "Wait til Superhead see me in
this!".
He goes and checks on his dancers for his Grand entrance next. He was
going to have a full drill team follow him down the street like a mini
parade.
Tell me why the choreographer looks like he actually paid someone to
make him look like an even bigger queen.
Its just not enough that he's a choreographer, he has to rock the
mohawk too.
Hold up not just any mohawk either he had swiggles cut all in his
shit.
Nigga looked like Denis Rodman back when he was important.
Well everything checked out with Mr. Sweet T and the dancers
looked great so C.B. called it a night.
The next morning he had a charity celebrity basketball game and
everybody was there. Just to name a few I saw Juelz Santana, Jim Jones ,
and the rapping standard poodle...I think its name was Remy Ma or
somethin.
When the game started, I started to think God did way too much for this
nigga.
Not only is dude rich, tall, and handsome on top of that the nigga can
ball! It was so easy for him he was doin the chicken noodle soup between
plays.
Well maybe he was just a big fish in a very small pond because it don't
look like Jim has done any type of running since the Rucker.
On top of all that he had the girls section lookin like a gospel tent
they were crying and shit.
Now that's something I've never understood ladies, Do ya'll love them so
much that it makes you lose your humanity?
Ya'll turn into these feral animals, I heard of one story back
when B2K was hit where a 15 yr old jumped off a bridge onto their tour
bus.
That shit is crazy!
That night was his party but before he had the one at 40/40 he had one
for the fans. That shit was an *Aquarium I would have
loved to be there! There was seriously not a dude in the crowd.
Well the night's main event was Lil Mama performing who, in my opinion,
Is a sub-human creature. I'm sorry, every time I see that lil
girl I throw up in my mouth a little, she's prolly one of the few
where makeup makes it worse.
After her performance Chris decided he didn't want to be raped so he
jetted off to the 40/40. There was one problem though, The party was
poppin without him! Nobody was outside to see his Grand Entrance. So
in true Sweet Sixteen fashion he told everybody to get they ass outside
so they could envy him. I gotta hand it to him the entrance was pretty
tight and the girls was pretty hyped up afterwards there was one gay guy
there tho that looked wayyy too excited. His eyes were all lit up
and shit, lookin like he just saw a discount rack of purple gucci v
necks. I think Gyant owns a shirt just like that.
Hmmmmmmmmm?
While the party was hype it was lacking in the celebrity department.
Only celebrity I noticed that showed was Rhianna ole alien ass. While
she's looking a lot better now she still reminds me of that blue thing
off of "The 5th Element".
Ya'll remember that right? Okay maybe you don't, Let me jog your
memory's
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/m_bp_diva.jpg
Don't she look just like that shit???
Next came my favorite moment in Television this week.
Someone rushed over to Chris with a phone like "Its Micheal
Jackson!" Chris got so giddy after that he kinda reminded me of that
gay nigga I mentioned earlier.
So they make a big production out of it, they put him on speaker and
tell everybody to shut up.
A minute passes by and a voice says "Hold please, prepare to speak to
Mr. Jackson". There was another long pause then a noise like the
phone being passed, Chris was like "Hello!?! This is Chris!?!
Helloooo?!?" then Mike straight hung up.
I thought I heard a faint "Stop swagger jackin bitch!" but that's
just me.
Chris took it in stride though and immediately was like "Fuck it,
Lets Dance!". I don't care what nobody say that nigga can dance his
ass off.
He be doin shit it would take me a month to learn, and while everybody
else was having fun Rhianna ole boring ass was lookin like this.
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/m_bp_diva.jpg
Had to do it agian!
Next it was the essential flaunt your new car segment of the show. The
lambo arrived in all its glory, color matched rims, new exhaust,
custom microwave in that shit.
One girl was like "That car is sick yo!" a fairly normal
statement except she sounded like Morgan Freeman.
I don't understand how them NY chicks be getting those deep ass voices
that shit is not attractive. Must be them quarter waters.
The show ends with Chris in the Lambo driving off into the night. I
imagine he cried in the car, Mike was dirty for that one.
SOHH hit me up
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
*Aquarium- A gathering comprised mostly of women (See
Sausage Fest)
I Love You Breezy
T.I,
T.I.
You know what it is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOU3HHoMJIk
What's good Ya'll, Hope you guys had a good weekend. My Friday
the 13th was kinda fucked up lets just say meeting up with the police on
two separate occasions can ruin your night.
No Gyant
I'm just Joshin ya Gyant!
Now lets get into a video that brightened my day with its sheer
terrible...ness. When I saw this bullshit, I knew I was gonna
have some Grade A shit for yall.
Why? T.I. ever thought working with Wyclef was a good look is prolly
gonna go down as one of the Oddest Collabo's in History. Right
next to the 50 cent and Ma$e love affair (Ma$e know where them trannys at! ,Shittt how you think they signed Olivia?)
And Eddie Murphy and Rick James (That shit is catchy though).
Anyway the Video starts with T.I. stepping off the rented private jet.
With Wyclef not far behind playing Air Guitar.....With a real
guitar and he does this shit the WHOLE video.
We all know you not playing for real Clef! You're not that good of an
actor, Shit we all saw that "Carmen : A Hip Hopera" Mtv
crap.
I've seen better acting at my lil cousins tea parties, see he has these
puppets and my aunt makes us watch.... Well you get what I'm trying to
say....
Any movie where Lil Bow Wow gets arrested for coke possession shouldnt
even be shown to the blind.
I'm off topic though, T.I and the worst Fugee hop into some kind
of Batmobile . Then speed off to some empty Haitian bar to talk
to an O.G. Rude Bwoy about T.I.'s gangsta.....or how he isn't
a rapper. I really didn't understand this part cuz "Teddy
Buckshot" is speaking Patois and Wyclef is just speaking English
with a bad accent. Then they just zoomed into that dudes face? What? Who
the fuck was that?
Has anyone else noticed Mr. Harris's talented nostrils? Every
time T.I. "Transforms" into Tip the nigga's nostrils flare up
like Seabiscuit.
I never understood why rappers shout out shit they have no idea about.
Im willing to bet a dollar and five cents that the only Haitian Clifford
ever met was Wyclef.
How the fuck does that qualify you to rep Haiti?????
That's like me going stopping at JFK for a connection flight and
then getting Brooklyn tatted on my arm and ending all posts with
Brooklyn Stand Up.
Not a good look.
My favorite part of this whole shit storm is when Clef jumps in front of
T.I. eating a chicken leg.
Classic Cooning!
Somebody break out the Sambo awards!
http://www.abebooks.com/images/RareBooks/avid-collector/Jun06/alephBetBooksStoryOfLittleBlackSambo.jpg
Is it just me? or when did music videos become commercials?
I mean I know Rappers like to show shit off but damn that phone was the
focal point of the video.
All they needed was the Alltell Wireless guys offering plans
as low as $19.99 with unlimited calls to anywhere in the U.S and it
would have been legit. Alltell Wireless, top service provider in
America, Come and Get Your Love!
Fuckin Sellouts
Well after a weekend of cool island adventure, Wyclef and Tip drop some
Acid and somehow rewind themselves into the plane and believe they can
pilot that shit.
Notice Wyclef is still praticing Guitar Hero, that shit is
hard!
This is one of the most unfocused videos I've ever had the misfortune to
see. It looks like they made up shit as they went along really.
They need to send these awful video directors back to DeVry cuz
they make what I do much too easy.
In completely unrelated news Remy Ma looks just like a
Labradoodle
http://www.rompindoodlesusa.com/Images/Cody/labradoodle%205.gif
Don't have shit to do with this but I just thought that I should
mention.
You know what it is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOU3HHoMJIk
What's good Ya'll, Hope you guys had a good weekend. My Friday
the 13th was kinda fucked up lets just say meeting up with the police on
two separate occasions can ruin your night.
No Gyant
I'm just Joshin ya Gyant!
Now lets get into a video that brightened my day with its sheer
terrible...ness. When I saw this bullshit, I knew I was gonna
have some Grade A shit for yall.
Why? T.I. ever thought working with Wyclef was a good look is prolly
gonna go down as one of the Oddest Collabo's in History. Right
next to the 50 cent and Ma$e love affair (Ma$e know where them trannys at! ,Shittt how you think they signed Olivia?)
And Eddie Murphy and Rick James (That shit is catchy though).
Anyway the Video starts with T.I. stepping off the rented private jet.
With Wyclef not far behind playing Air Guitar.....With a real
guitar and he does this shit the WHOLE video.
We all know you not playing for real Clef! You're not that good of an
actor, Shit we all saw that "Carmen : A Hip Hopera" Mtv
crap.
I've seen better acting at my lil cousins tea parties, see he has these
puppets and my aunt makes us watch.... Well you get what I'm trying to
say....
Any movie where Lil Bow Wow gets arrested for coke possession shouldnt
even be shown to the blind.
I'm off topic though, T.I and the worst Fugee hop into some kind
of Batmobile . Then speed off to some empty Haitian bar to talk
to an O.G. Rude Bwoy about T.I.'s gangsta.....or how he isn't
a rapper. I really didn't understand this part cuz "Teddy
Buckshot" is speaking Patois and Wyclef is just speaking English
with a bad accent. Then they just zoomed into that dudes face? What? Who
the fuck was that?
Has anyone else noticed Mr. Harris's talented nostrils? Every
time T.I. "Transforms" into Tip the nigga's nostrils flare up
like Seabiscuit.
I never understood why rappers shout out shit they have no idea about.
Im willing to bet a dollar and five cents that the only Haitian Clifford
ever met was Wyclef.
How the fuck does that qualify you to rep Haiti?????
That's like me going stopping at JFK for a connection flight and
then getting Brooklyn tatted on my arm and ending all posts with
Brooklyn Stand Up.
Not a good look.
My favorite part of this whole shit storm is when Clef jumps in front of
T.I. eating a chicken leg.
Classic Cooning!
Somebody break out the Sambo awards!
http://www.abebooks.com/images/RareBooks/avid-collector/Jun06/alephBetBooksStoryOfLittleBlackSambo.jpg
Is it just me? or when did music videos become commercials?
I mean I know Rappers like to show shit off but damn that phone was the
focal point of the video.
All they needed was the Alltell Wireless guys offering plans
as low as $19.99 with unlimited calls to anywhere in the U.S and it
would have been legit. Alltell Wireless, top service provider in
America, Come and Get Your Love!
Fuckin Sellouts
Well after a weekend of cool island adventure, Wyclef and Tip drop some
Acid and somehow rewind themselves into the plane and believe they can
pilot that shit.
Notice Wyclef is still praticing Guitar Hero, that shit is
hard!
This is one of the most unfocused videos I've ever had the misfortune to
see. It looks like they made up shit as they went along really.
They need to send these awful video directors back to DeVry cuz
they make what I do much too easy.
In completely unrelated news Remy Ma looks just like a
Labradoodle
http://www.rompindoodlesusa.com/Images/Cody/labradoodle%205.gif
Don't have shit to do with this but I just thought that I should
mention.
Beds/Go Hard
Beds/Go Hard
Lil Fizz ft Ray J
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVS6AneHCFs
Aint that Brandy Brother?????
Oh my Good Lord Jesus why did you bless me with this???
I knew giving that $6.40 in church last sunday would come back to me somehow!
See, I've been a hater of all things B2K since the ninth grade.
I had the misfortune of having a class with two bonafide B2K psychopaths, I mean these girls were very scary.
They taped every TV apperance, clipped out every magazine article, learned every lyric!
These fiends would seriously cry when they listened to certain songs in class.
They even had these huge binders where they would make scrap book pages for every member.
And While them bitches would prolly lick peanut butter out the B2K tour manager's asshole, they wouldn't let me borrow a pencil.
Crazy ass broads
It starts out with Ray J and Lil Fizz cutting Jet Li's lawn......
Ok it wasn't really Jet Li but I'm trying to help Fizz out with a cameo.
So Jet leaves and asks two young black men to watch his mansion........ Righttttt!
First thing these niggas do is call all the freshman girls they used to try and fuck their senior year.
No really it looks like the held a casting call in the middle of a mall on a friday night.
I mean c'mon they playing spin the bottle!
Ray J completely steals the show on this one though.
He was jumping around, sweating profusely, and giving the camera these odd faces.
He kinda reminded me of someone but I just couldn't quite put my finger on it..
Then it hit me....... this nigga was acting like Bobby Brown.
I immediately started trying to figure out how this could happen.
Drugs? Going months without Carmex?
Nope, I'm afraid that after years and years of beating that stooch up Whitney Houston has contracted a terrible case of R.O.N.I.
Symptoms include Genital itch, Dry lips, Lock jaw,a mild addiction to crack, and Delusional visions of R&B domination.
Better go run to the clinic Ray
Well anyways Lil Fizzle is as terrible as he was 5 years ago. This dude is spittin that hot garbage! He actually has a line about smashing a chick in his twin bed??
Aint this nigga 25 or somethin??
Its time to let go of the car bed my dude... Not a good look.
Two other B2K members made it out to the set. Omarion and that Big Headed nigga that look the gayest,
Nooo not Marquis Houston that other one.
I personally think they wanted to see R.J's "Big Meat" but its nice that they're supporting their fellow ex band mate.
Wait Wait Wait!
The video is a 2 for 1!
Damn God must have appreciated the hell outta that $6.40
Fizz borrowed Omarions old Bentley GT, uncliped the barrettes, and put on his best mean mug. He's really trying to sell us this New Fizz, the Fizz that will "Go Hard" on you and then prolly apologize for acting stupid.
He kinda sounded like Wayne though, He might have ghost written two lines for him.
Fizz just filled the rest in, like Mad Libs.
I go so hard I make _____(noun) itch
____ (name) F. Baby the fireman bitch
You get what you pay for people
Man this video really entertained the hell outta me though. Not in the way they intended it to, but when you're this bad you gotta take what you can get.
If anybody can find R.Kelly in the video send me an email and I'll split the blackmail money with you
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
Ohhh yea..........Don't he look just like Janet Jackson and James DeBarges lost love child?http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase
Lil Fizz ft Ray J
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVS6AneHCFs
Aint that Brandy Brother?????
Oh my Good Lord Jesus why did you bless me with this???
I knew giving that $6.40 in church last sunday would come back to me somehow!
See, I've been a hater of all things B2K since the ninth grade.
I had the misfortune of having a class with two bonafide B2K psychopaths, I mean these girls were very scary.
They taped every TV apperance, clipped out every magazine article, learned every lyric!
These fiends would seriously cry when they listened to certain songs in class.
They even had these huge binders where they would make scrap book pages for every member.
And While them bitches would prolly lick peanut butter out the B2K tour manager's asshole, they wouldn't let me borrow a pencil.
Crazy ass broads
It starts out with Ray J and Lil Fizz cutting Jet Li's lawn......
Ok it wasn't really Jet Li but I'm trying to help Fizz out with a cameo.
So Jet leaves and asks two young black men to watch his mansion........ Righttttt!
First thing these niggas do is call all the freshman girls they used to try and fuck their senior year.
No really it looks like the held a casting call in the middle of a mall on a friday night.
I mean c'mon they playing spin the bottle!
Ray J completely steals the show on this one though.
He was jumping around, sweating profusely, and giving the camera these odd faces.
He kinda reminded me of someone but I just couldn't quite put my finger on it..
Then it hit me....... this nigga was acting like Bobby Brown.
I immediately started trying to figure out how this could happen.
Drugs? Going months without Carmex?
Nope, I'm afraid that after years and years of beating that stooch up Whitney Houston has contracted a terrible case of R.O.N.I.
Symptoms include Genital itch, Dry lips, Lock jaw,a mild addiction to crack, and Delusional visions of R&B domination.
Better go run to the clinic Ray
Well anyways Lil Fizzle is as terrible as he was 5 years ago. This dude is spittin that hot garbage! He actually has a line about smashing a chick in his twin bed??
Aint this nigga 25 or somethin??
Its time to let go of the car bed my dude... Not a good look.
Two other B2K members made it out to the set. Omarion and that Big Headed nigga that look the gayest,
Nooo not Marquis Houston that other one.
I personally think they wanted to see R.J's "Big Meat" but its nice that they're supporting their fellow ex band mate.
Wait Wait Wait!
The video is a 2 for 1!
Damn God must have appreciated the hell outta that $6.40
Fizz borrowed Omarions old Bentley GT, uncliped the barrettes, and put on his best mean mug. He's really trying to sell us this New Fizz, the Fizz that will "Go Hard" on you and then prolly apologize for acting stupid.
He kinda sounded like Wayne though, He might have ghost written two lines for him.
Fizz just filled the rest in, like Mad Libs.
I go so hard I make _____(noun) itch
____ (name) F. Baby the fireman bitch
You get what you pay for people
Man this video really entertained the hell outta me though. Not in the way they intended it to, but when you're this bad you gotta take what you can get.
If anybody can find R.Kelly in the video send me an email and I'll split the blackmail money with you
Thatboi2487@tmail.com
Ohhh yea..........Don't he look just like Janet Jackson and James DeBarges lost love child?http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase
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Hey Ya'll,
Since Talkin Videos is now a sugar-coated shell of what it once was. I'll be delivering the hate you all crave on the regular, until Mexico-City is up and running.
Since Talkin Videos is now a sugar-coated shell of what it once was. I'll be delivering the hate you all crave on the regular, until Mexico-City is up and running.
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