T.I,

T.I.
You know what it is

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOU3HHoMJIk

What's good Ya'll, Hope you guys had a good weekend. My Friday
the 13th was kinda fucked up lets just say meeting up with the police on
two separate occasions can ruin your night.

No Gyant

I'm just Joshin ya Gyant!
Now lets get into a video that brightened my day with its sheer
terrible...ness. When I saw this bullshit, I knew I was gonna
have some Grade A shit for yall.

Why? T.I. ever thought working with Wyclef was a good look is prolly
gonna go down as one of the Oddest Collabo's in History. Right
next to the 50 cent and Ma$e love affair (Ma$e know where them trannys at! ,Shittt how you think they signed Olivia?)
And Eddie Murphy and Rick James (That shit is catchy though).

Anyway the Video starts with T.I. stepping off the rented private jet.
With Wyclef not far behind playing Air Guitar.....With a real
guitar and he does this shit the WHOLE video.

We all know you not playing for real Clef! You're not that good of an
actor, Shit we all saw that "Carmen : A Hip Hopera" Mtv
crap.
I've seen better acting at my lil cousins tea parties, see he has these
puppets and my aunt makes us watch.... Well you get what I'm trying to
say....
Any movie where Lil Bow Wow gets arrested for coke possession shouldnt
even be shown to the blind.

I'm off topic though, T.I and the worst Fugee hop into some kind
of Batmobile . Then speed off to some empty Haitian bar to talk
to an O.G. Rude Bwoy about T.I.'s gangsta.....or how he isn't
a rapper. I really didn't understand this part cuz "Teddy
Buckshot" is speaking Patois and Wyclef is just speaking English
with a bad accent. Then they just zoomed into that dudes face? What? Who
the fuck was that?

Has anyone else noticed Mr. Harris's talented nostrils? Every
time T.I. "Transforms" into Tip the nigga's nostrils flare up
like Seabiscuit.

I never understood why rappers shout out shit they have no idea about.
Im willing to bet a dollar and five cents that the only Haitian Clifford
ever met was Wyclef.
How the fuck does that qualify you to rep Haiti?????
That's like me going stopping at JFK for a connection flight and
then getting Brooklyn tatted on my arm and ending all posts with
Brooklyn Stand Up.

Not a good look.

My favorite part of this whole shit storm is when Clef jumps in front of
T.I. eating a chicken leg.

Classic Cooning!

Somebody break out the Sambo awards!

http://www.abebooks.com/images/RareBooks/avid-collector/Jun06/alephBetBooksStoryOfLittleBlackSambo.jpg

Is it just me? or when did music videos become commercials?
I mean I know Rappers like to show shit off but damn that phone was the
focal point of the video.
All they needed was the Alltell Wireless guys offering plans
as low as $19.99 with unlimited calls to anywhere in the U.S and it
would have been legit. Alltell Wireless, top service provider in
America, Come and Get Your Love!

Fuckin Sellouts

Well after a weekend of cool island adventure, Wyclef and Tip drop some
Acid and somehow rewind themselves into the plane and believe they can
pilot that shit.

Notice Wyclef is still praticing Guitar Hero, that shit is
hard!

This is one of the most unfocused videos I've ever had the misfortune to
see. It looks like they made up shit as they went along really.
They need to send these awful video directors back to DeVry cuz
they make what I do much too easy.


In completely unrelated news Remy Ma looks just like a
Labradoodle

http://www.rompindoodlesusa.com/Images/Cody/labradoodle%205.gif

Don't have shit to do with this but I just thought that I should
mention.