Showing posts with label Yung Berg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yung Berg. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Yung Berg


Yung Berg ft some other nigga
Move On

Who signed this nigga??

Forreal?

$10 for whoever finds me the old white man that committed this heinous
crime. He gets spit in his green bean casserole!
{Again, White people LOVE green bean casserole}

I've seen interviews of this lil gremlin on MTV and he claims to have
been signed by DMX.

I mean I don't really doubt it, X is a man who carried on a public
conversation with the demons in his head for like 6 albums
. He also got
high on crack and tried to steal a car while impersonating a FBI agent.

Still I think this is prolly Earl Simmons greatest regret in life.

This is an even shittier version of that Lil Fizz video I reviewed. Like
I think these guys bought the same video package. These lil bubble gum
rappers have no originality at all.

They all copy off each other!

Every video has this lame ass attempt at trying to get people to believe
they can actually rap at the end. Usually the screen goes black and
white or starts to distort. Then they start a freestyle-esque flow about
how hard they are when they were just rapping about ponies.

We don't believe you, you need more people!

Apart from being a talentless waste of label funding. This nigga is
downright strange looking. I usually have a witty comparison like this
nigga looks like a corn on Beyonces left toe but I honestly don't know what this guy
looks like. That's prolly worse than anything I could think up
actually.

His $200 African vendor grill looks like it hurts.
You get what you pay for Burg, maybe this round of throat gonorrhea will
learn ya.

The entire video is so fuckin rap video by numbers. As a new artist why
not take chances?

That's why I always respected Kanye, even though he softer than Moniques
3rd chin
, he takes chances.

I'm not even gonna spend too much time on the video cuz the remix bout
to come out....But Ill hit yall with some WTF moments.

*I know I've mentioned it before but this niggas mouth looks retarded. I
know that's the first thing ya'll zero'd in on. It kinda looks like he
bought one a couple sizes too big for the discount.

*What's up with that singer? It looks like one of the B5 boys escaped
the dungeon Puff keeps all his artists in. The first thing you do with
freedom is star in this bullshit???????

Lil Nigga you deserve what Diddy gonna do to you.

* Ray J in this bitch too, but even Yung Berg feels that this isn't a
good look. Don't believe me look closely at 1:42, and again at 2:12.
This negro will jump in any and every video he can to extend his shine.
Nigga we stopped caring about you after Moesha, let it die, Brandy sold
14 mil world wide bruh, you can always stay in the pool house.

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