T.I.(P) - Hurt

T.I.(P) -

HURT

Damn I really fear for the man who decides to test T.I.(P)'s gangsta!

Look at him!

5 foot 3

Baby Gap Thermal

Size 28 Jeans

Osh Kosh Beanie placed ever so carefully on his dome

Not to mention those fuckin nostrils..

If they flare out any further he's gonna split his own damn nose!

With a nose like that there's no way he dont do coke...

He put more white in his body than New York and SupaHead during All-Star weekend

and just like them smutty bitches he could prolly suck a piece of paper off the floor standing up!

Now thats gangsta...

I bet Chaka's hands still hurt from the beating they took from Tip's bony ass body

Mannnn!

Everything in this video is so-so gangsta!

Dirty Broken Windows

Abandoned Buildings

Black Baseball Bat

I bet Mr. Harris's stylist thought the chain around his neck was a nice touch

I'm getting too old for this shit!

I just can't feel that hardcore rap shit when its done on closed sets with rappers that don't do the shit they promote.

I can see the base powder they put on that high-yella smurf!

Anyways on to Alfamega

What the fuck kind of name is Alfamega?

I'd rather listen to Reh Dogg

This nigga kinda looks like Big Tigger and The Game's love child

And since I aint never heard of this cat before I decided to check out his myspace for a little info.

What I found was appalling!

I advise those with heart problems to simply scroll down quickly

Industry insiders are comparing Alfamega to the late Tupac and Notorious B.I.G.,
because of lyrical content, style and the fact that all three share the
Astrological sign, Gemini. Alfamega is quickly being dubbed the last chapter of
the “Gemini Trilogy”. Alfamega is bigger than just music.

In the words of Kanye

" I hear niggas compare themselves to BIG alot/ You know Big and Pac/ You know to get it hot"

But never have I ever seen someone compare astrological signs and attribute it to lyrical prowess.

This nigga said the "Gemini Trilogy"...

This ain't Starwars homie..

Plus didn't the late greats die horrible violent deaths?

You sure you wanna end that trilogy?

Lets take a look at Alf's lyrics and see how it stacks up to "Juicy" or "Dear Mama"

**k niggas might talk loud, act real

But they don’t really want this here

Pussy niggas better act right, lay low

We know where yo' family live

Trust me you don’t want me up in yo' crib

Wit' a ski mask on duct taping your kids

You can pray all you want

But I don’t forgive

You should have been doin' nothing

But ya did what ya did

I ain’t gotta spell it out, pimp, you know what it is

The rest gangsta on the real man you know what it is

Plus I got a hundred goons wit' me

Dressed in black

Fifty at the front door, fifty at the back

Half got 'Ks, half got macs

Bring ‘em out, bring ‘em out

Dumb Fuck!

How dare anyone compare this retard to any legend...

Ole Dirty would shit on this nigga in a crack induced haze

Thats like Supahead comparing herself to Oprah after she smiles for the pop shot...

I aint gonna say nothing about Busta

That man got paid off this stupid shit, more power to him, he gotta pay for all them court dates

Some WTF Moments

*Who the hell let that white boy in the video lookin like Matt Herbz (the white boy before that white boy DJ Drama)

*Who really believes that Tip stay strapped under that smedium thermal... Nigga I can see your ribs!

*WTF was the point of them four niggas doing some sort of chain gang dance... Now that was gangsta!..especially when they twirled around like a helicopter

*It looks like Tip really loves to dangle large flaccid objects in front of his face

Lil Wayne

Birdman ft Lil Wayne-

Pop Bottles

Whats Good Ya'll!

Man I saw this shit last week and I absolutely couldnt wait to hate on this shit to the fullest extent.

Sadly I like the song..well I like Lil Wayne's verse but his behavior in the video is so spastic and strange I have to shit all over this.

Theres so many things wrong with this video but first and foremost why Wayne and his Young Money flunkies drinking during the game?

Why is Jadakiss the coach for that matter??

Shittt fuck all that, Why they all got Oklahoma jerseys on???

I'm sooooo confused!

Lil Wayne is a strange fellow and I'm pretty sure he was inebriated by quite a few things during this shit. Theres no way he could have really made that buzzer beater.

Shit the basket prolly looked like a giant cucumber to that pill poppin gremlin.

Whatever...

If it helps his creative process I'm all for it,

I swear I'm gonna wake up one morning and hear Wayne drowned in a pool of his own vomit.

I can see it all now...

Baby singing "Stuntin Like My Daddy" at the wake.

Trina in a black veil and a mini skirt.

The makers of Vicodin quietly sobbing in the corner.

What a sad day for us all.

All jokes aside what in the fuck is Jadakiss's purpose?

Okay I get it you sampled "Put Ya Hands Up"

Do you ever see Kanye putting Shirley Bassey in the "Diamonds" video?

Or the hundreds of other artists he's sampled?

Don't even get me started on Birdman's flow.

I think he has the alzheimers...

This nigga just kinda rambles on and onnn

You can't have a normal human conversation with this guy.

It's not possible.

"Sooo Birdman what do you think about President Bush's stance on gay marriage?"

"Lil Daddy look here, dont ask me bout' no
faggadation ya understand!, I dont know nothin' and I aint seen shit nigga ya
dig! I do know bout them 26's on that Presidental Phantom ya heard! Respect my
gangsta!"

Not to mention he's been dead for about 6 years now.

I mean c'mon this dudes face looks like he got hit with the World Trade Center.

I digress...

Video is okay if not a little confusing but just sit back and enjoy the coonery.

Some WTF Moments

*Why did Wayne boot up at that cheerleader after she winked at him? Oh yea Baby gets jealous so you gotta keep that hetero shit on the low low.

I get it.

*Whats with all the red? Dont they know its corny for couples to dress alike?

*Once agian I must stress that Baby looks like a re-animated corpse. That nigga so ugly his tattoos set up a removal appointment.

*Jadakiss looks like an obese ninja turtle without the shell